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The Back-up Plan (2010) Poster

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Baby Store Sales Clerk: [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?

Stan: There are so many and they are so... big!

Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?

Stan: Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies

Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses

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Zoe: Sorry I didn't get a pedicure

Dr. Scott Harris: What?

Zoe: Er, my toes I'm sorry

Dr. Scott Harris: I'm not looking at your toes, I'm looking at your cervix

Zoe: Right, now I kinda wish you were looking at my toes

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Stan: I love you.

Zoe: [throws up into sink]

Stan: Not the answer I was looking for.

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Stan: it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!

Playground Dad: The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?

Stan: Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.

Playground Dad: My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.

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Playground Dad: It's awful, awful, awful. Then a small moment happens, that's so magical. That makes it all worthwhile.

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Carol: Okay, alright,

[claps]

Carol: . Welcome to single mothers and proud. As the names suggests we are all single, mothers and erm, proud.

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Dr. Scott Harris: I have a feeling you and CRM-1014 are going to make beautiful babies together.

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Zoe: [Zoe gets in a taxi cab] Oh, excuse me this is my cab

Stan: What you own it?

Zoe: No, but I'm about to rent it

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