Moonlight (TV Series)

What's Left Behind (2008)

Jason Dohring: Josef Kostan

Quotes 

• Mick St. John : So we gonna find your designers at the bottom of the tar pits?

  Josef Konstantin : Mick, please. I don't have the energy to kill everyone who pisses me off... I hire some people.

• Josef Konstantin : I left my cell phone here yesterday. Spent 400 years without one. Now I can't go a day.

• Josef Konstantin : [to Mick after seeing Beth in the news]  You are positively Pavillovian where Beth is concerned.

• Josef Konstantin : So G.I. Mick, why the trip down memory lane?

  Mick St. John : I need DNA to confirm that I fathered a child with my best friend's wife after the war.

  Josef Konstantin : [slight chuckle]  Wow! Never a dull moment. I'll give you that.

  Mick St. John : [waiting expectantly]  Come on. Give me your best shot. I know you're dying to.

  Josef Konstantin : You want the truth?

  [moves closer to Mick] 

  Josef Konstantin : See I've been playing with some vamps in my day. But uh, no rug rats. Well not that I know of. Guess they'd all be dust by now so... Kind of moot point but... Yeah you know, it's one of my *only* regrets. And I don't believe in regrets.

  Mick St. John : The boy who was kidnapped, he might be my grandson.

  Josef Konstantin : I hope you get the kid back. Your last contribution to the human gene pool.

  Mick St. John : Yeah, guess he is.

  Josef Konstantin : Unless you and Beth rewrite the rules of vampire love and figure out how to procreate.

  [sees Beth] 

  Josef Konstantin : Hi Beth.