American Dad! (TV Series)

Escape from Pearl Bailey (2008)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : I can't believe what this school is coming to under Lisa's leadership. Last week, I was at a mandatory pep rally, and they threatened to kick my ass because I wouldn't give them an "O." I mean, I just gave them a "G." What, am I made of letters?

• Steve Smith : We need to get to that door, but how? The stage is lousy with drama geeks.

  Barry Robinson : Actors killed Lincoln!

• Steve Smith : [to his friends]  If we're lucky, we might just take a few of them with us!

  [Steve and his friends face the angry mob, but they end up getting beat up by them] 

  Steve Smith : We're not taking any of them with us!

• Steve Smith : [to Amy]  You think Debbie's a buffalo? I'll show you a buffalo.

• Steve Smith : [to Janet]  You think Debbie's fat? I'll show you fat.

• Steve Smith : [to Lisa]  You think Debbie's a slut? I'll show you a slut.

• Snot Lonstein : [to Steve after Debbie dumps him]  You know what? You're better off without her. She's not fit enough to recalibrate your tricorder.

  Barry Robinson : Or fit enough to wear people clothes.

  Steve Smith : That's the same lame joke from the Web page.

  Barry Robinson : I mean I'm Barry.

• Steve Smith : [to Barry, Snot and Toshi]  Do you have any idea what you've done? Because of you, I destroyed three innocent girls, lost Debbie and jammed laxatives arm-deep into a buffalo!

• Steve Smith : Principal Lewis. Thank God, we're saved.

  Principal Lewis : Sorry, Smith. I've ordered my administration to turn a blind eye to these proceedings.

  Janet Lewis : Thanks, Daddy.

  Steve Smith : Janet's your daughter? How come you never mentioned this before?

  Principal Lewis : Because I'm ashamed of her for more reasons than you can imagine. Still, that's my little girl, man.