The Road Yet Taken
- Episode aired May 5, 1989
Lou Waters: [Lou decides to bring in a psychic to contact his dead father] Guys, I want youse to meet Sonya.
Sam Waters: Hiya, Sonya.
Cliff Waters: Hiya, Sonya.
Joe Waters: Hiya, Sonya.
Joe Waters: [aside, to Lou] Who's Sonya?
Lou Waters: Tell 'em, Sonya.
Madame Sonya: I am Sonya, the eyes to the afterlife, the purveyor of the past, a lifeline to the long-lost.
Joe Waters: That's nice.
Joe Waters: [again, to Lou] Who's Sonya?
Lou Waters: [semi-whispering] She's an average.
Madame Sonya: A *medium*, Lou!