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ExTerminators (2009) Poster

(2009)

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Nikki: We're exterminators.

Harmony: Ah. Don't you guys use chemicals for that?

Stella: No, actually you know, with everyone going green now, we came up with a more holistic approach.

Nikki: Just cuz you're gonna kill something, doesn't mean you have to harm the environment.

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[first lines]

Interviewer: So, where do you want to begin?

Alex: Where things always begin. In bed.

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Alex: [narrating] I got the house, the furniture, his unpaid bills. But Tom got all our friends.

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Stella: I'm Stella and I use my car as a weapon.

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Alex: You want me to drive?

Stella: Yeah, if you drive then I can drink.

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Nikki: [to support group] Any one else here ever fuck a retard for a dress?

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Nikki: Alex, please...

Stella: Oh, come on. Really Alex? We, we need you.

Alex: That's what every fixer loves to hear. That someone needs them.

Alex: [flash forward] I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was just doing my job, ABC was my client. I was like Switzerland, or the military. Don't ask, don't tell. Right?

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Stella: [to Nikki] I want to take up smoking so I can have skin like yours.

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Alex: I just did what anyone would do if they woke up and found a dead hooker in their bed. I called my friends.

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[last lines]

Distraught Woman: He took everything. Even my credit card. Then I get this bill - he put her new boobs on my Visa!

Stella: [off to the side] You know, we're officially out of business.

Nikki: Yup, officially we are.

Stella: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Nikki: I follow you.

StellaNikki: [they march over to the distraught woman]

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