- Donald: It's tae leave ye behind, I'd be wanting!
- Break Van: You can't; I'm essential!
- Donald: Och! Are you? You're nothing but a screechin' and a noise when all said and done! Spite Dougie, would ye? Take that!
- [Bumps Van]
- Break Van: Oh - oh, oh!
- Narrator: The van behaved better after that.
- James: Anyone would think that Donald had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about an engine and some tar-wagons.
- James: Shut up! It's not funny!
- Douglas: Well, Well, Well! Surely, it wasnae you, James? Ye didnae say!