Alan is through with disastrous 'romantic' dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a cheap/classy hooker. Jake can only get a date with young Milly by agreeing to double-date with her mother and her ex, the 'reluctant Charlie' who can't even remember Jess' name. Alan's lack of sexual self-confidence wrecks even Alexis' professional routine. Written by
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Charlie doesn't remember the woman's name and didn't even have her phone number; when Jake accepted the invitation he didn't get any information either. How did they know where to go for their dinner date? See more
[about a hooker Charlie arranged for Alan
She's willing to throw you one for $500.
Whoa! Ah, okay, uhm... Can I put it on a credit card?
A credit card. Where are you planning to swipe it, Alan?
Alright, alright. I was just hoping to get the miles.
Spoofs SpongeBob SquarePants
Written by Sting
Sung by Jon Cryer See more