Alan is through with disastrous 'romantic' dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a cheap/classy hooker. Jake can only get a date with young Milly by agreeing to double-date with her mother and her ex, the 'reluctant Charlie' who can't even remember Jess' name. Alan's lack of sexual self-confidence wrecks even Alexis' professional routine. Written by
Did You Know?
Her name's Alexis.
Alexis. That's a pretty name.
They all have pretty names, Alan. You'll never find a hooker named Maude.
Spoofs SpongeBob SquarePants
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