Alan is through with disastrous 'romantic' dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a cheap/classy hooker. Jake can only get a date with young Milly by agreeing to double-date with her mother and her ex, the 'reluctant Charlie' who can't even remember Jess' name. Alan's lack of sexual self-confidence wrecks even Alexis' professional routine. Written by
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Charlie doesn't remember the woman's name and didn't even have her phone number; when Jake accepted the invitation he didn't get any information either. How did they know where to go for their dinner date? See more
So! Are either of you going to tell me how it went tonight?
Ask your bubble-headed son.
Ask your butt-headed brother.
Spoofs SpongeBob SquarePants
Written by Sting
Sung by Jon Cryer See more