Alan is through with disastrous 'romantic' dates, so he gets Charlie to find him a cheap/classy hooker. Jake can only get a date with young Milly by agreeing to double-date with her mother and her ex, the 'reluctant Charlie' who can't even remember Jess' name. Alan's lack of sexual self-confidence wrecks even Alexis' professional routine. Written by
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[hot woman with cute daughter Jake's age, talks to Charlie like they are old friends
She seems nice. Ah, who is she?
I have no frigging idea.
I'll tell you who she is... the grandmother of my children.
Spoofs SpongeBob SquarePants
Written by Sting
Sung by Jon Cryer See more