How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Rebound Bro (2008)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : The last time Stella had sex, "The Da Vinci Code" was just coming out.

  Robin Scherbatsky : That doesn't seem so long ago.

  Marshall Eriksen : Not the movie. The book.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Wow!

• Marshall Eriksen : You haven't had sex since Thanksgiving. Do you know how many federal holidays have passed since then?

  Lily Aldrin : Remember what we did on Martin Luther King Day?

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, yeah. We honored the hell out of that dude.

• Marshall Eriksen : Wow. Stella hasn't had sex since 2003. Let's just put this in context. The last time Stella had sex, the movie, Seabiscuit, had just galloped into the theaters... and our hearts... The last time Stella had sex, the world was just learning about SARS.

• Marshall Eriksen : [On the Internet]  Notable deaths in 2003... Oh my God... Nell Carter. Did you guys know that Nell Carter had died?

• Marshall Eriksen : I miss Barney. I haven't high-fived anyone in like a week. I think I'm starting to lose my fist pump callus.