How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Rebound Bro (2008)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Robin Scherbatsky : I don't see why you're mad at Barney and not at me.

  Lily Aldrin : Yeah. She had as much sex with Barney as he had with her.

  Robin Scherbatsky : You know what, I'm not sure that's true...

• Lily Aldrin : Wow, five years. If I had to go five years without sex, I'd be out in the streets selling it for a nickel.

• Marshall Eriksen : You haven't had sex since Thanksgiving. Do you know how many federal holidays have passed since then?

  Lily Aldrin : Remember what we did on Martin Luther King Day?

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, yeah. We honored the hell out of that dude.

• Lily Aldrin : When Marshall and I had been together for two months, we were doing it 24/7.

  Ted Mosby : I know, I was in the top bunk. I also sat next to you guys at football games.