How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Rebound Bro (2008)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : I'm making you my new masterpiece. When I first met Ted, he was a bigger loser than you.

  Randy : What a loser.

  Barney Stinson : And that's why tonight, I will make you the greatest wingman in the history of wingmen.

  Randy : Well, it's gonna be easier than you think. I have been reading your blog for years. You are like a god to me. That is why tonight is going to be legendary... wait for it... dary.

• Barney Stinson : So you had a drink thrown in your face. Happens to me all the time. Pretty soon you will be able to anticipate it, and when you do... free drink.

• Ted Mosby : [On the phone]  Dude, seriously you need to stop calling me.

  Barney Stinson : Ted, I'm sorry, I haven't returned your calls.

  Ted Mosby : Yeah I never called you, you called me fifteen times and my parents twice.

• Barney Stinson : [nerdy Randy wants to be Barney's new "wing man"]  No offense, Randy, but there's a long list of candidates for this slot. This slot is "Vice-President of Awesome", and you're like, Assistant Under-Secretary of Only Okay".

• Barney Stinson : Randy, without looking at your hand, tell me the three beginner techniques for picking up women.

  Randy : Isolate her from her friends, repeat her name in conversation, and put her down.

  Barney Stinson : Excelent!

• Randy : What up Bro-seph Lieberman?

  Barney Stinson : No, uh-uh. Randy, we never use the word "bro" in the name of a failed Democratic vice presidential candidate.

  Randy : [He takes out a memo pad]  Goodbye "Geraldine Ferrar-bro".