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"NCIS" In the Zone (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: A marine was murdered on your watch.

Marine Major Ike Varnai: And I've lost two more since then. Blown away by roadside bombs. That's part of our reality out here, sir. Doesn't mean I like it.

NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance: Thank you for your time, Major.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Marine gets murdered serving his country. He deserves a throuogh investigation.

NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance: And he'll get one. But the Sec Nav want *us* to handle the case. Who do you think I should send?

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Tony said that if I really want to go, then I shouldn't volunteer. But if he says that I shouldn't volunteer, then he thinks I will volunteer. Which means if I really want to go, I shouldn't volunteer.

Abby Sciuto: That's... good, Timmy. That sounds like you're doing exactly what you... shouldn't.

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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance: McGee.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: [rising] Yes, sir!

NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance: Disappointed. You're the *only* one who didn't volunteer. Missions like this give an agent opportunities to prove themselves.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: But uh, Tony, he didn't volunteer either.

NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance: He spoke to me earlier.

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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance: David... Sending an Israeli to Baghdad, I don't think so!

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Iraq's not so great. I mean the whole trip is probably a big waste of time. The murderer is probably right here.

Officer Ziva David: Awfully long gun barrel if that is true.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [DiNozzo and Jardine are staying in a hangar] Oh yeah, just like home. If you happen to live in an airport.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why the hell are you here? Really?

NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine: Cause it's gonna look really good on my resume.

[leaves]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's not why she's here.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: So um, you got any leads on Ali's whereabouts?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Tony, you're in the same city as him! We're ten Time Zones away! Why did you go to Iraq again?

Marine Major Ike Varnai: Good question!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well let us know. And put my Kill Bill Mug *back* on my desk, McGee!

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Major, a man in your unit was murdered! Is there a reason you don't want to know who did it?

Marine Major Ike Varnai: Sure I do. I'd also like the war to end, the electricity to work, and for all the tribes to get along.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [trying to examine a witness's body] Major Varnai, this is a crime scene!

Marine Major Ike Varnai: This is Baghdad, Agent DiNozzo. The whole place is a crime scene!

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Marine Major Ike Varnai: [after being accused of murder] SEMPER FI, Agent DiNozzo. Words to live and by out here! I wouldn't kill a fellow Marine!

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: So Major, when you heading home?

Marine Major Ike Varnai: 5 months, 16 days, 2 hours.

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Dina Rankin: My husband used to get these uh... gut feelings You ever had one?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [slight pause] Yeah, once or twice.

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NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine: [to the Assistant Director] It is *my* area of expertise. I have a lot of contacts there.

Officer Ziva David: As do *I*.

NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine: My contacts are still breathing.

Officer Ziva David: As are...

[scoffs]

Officer Ziva David: Hmm most of mine.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Where do you think you're going?

NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine: Just got off a transatlantic flight. Need shower.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, well crime scenes don't wait. Showers do! Besides

[turns on the faucet brown water comes out]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not even *I* would shower in that.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you nervous?

George Stenner: No. Yeah, I mean a little. Can I go to the bathroom really quick?

[rises up]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No.

George Stenner: Okay.

[sits back down. after the interview]

George Stenner: Can I just please go to the bathroom really quick?

[rises up]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No!

George Stenner: [sits back down] Okay.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nah. I'm kidding. You can go.

George Stenner: [rising up] Thanks!

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after accusing the Major of murder] Sorry about that, just doing my job.

[the Major walks away]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [chuckles] I hate it when that happens. Awkward moment.

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Kelvin Ridgeway: Like I would assume you would complain to your wife about *this* one.

[tosses his stress ball to Ziva]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Her?

[chuckles]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh no, I wouldn't mess with her.

[rises up and leaves]

Kelvin Ridgeway: [Ridgeway chuckles] Yeah? Why would he say that?

[Ziva throws the damaged stressball back to him]

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Abby Sciuto: Sounds like you're not doing exactly what you shouldn't.

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[Abby is speaking to Tony and Nikki in Baghdad via video chat]

Abby Sciuto: I didn't know you guys were sharing a room.

Officer Ziva David: [whispering] They're sharing a room?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We're not exactly sharing a room.

Officer Ziva David: [whispering] Either they are sharing a room or not sharing a room, I do not see what is so exact or not exact about it!

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George Stenner: [as he is being arrested] You don't understand. Rankin was going to investigate me. I would have lost my business, ruined my life!

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You just did that yourself.

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