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"NCIS" Internal Affairs (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: How'd you get the boat out?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Broke the bottle.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hello, Leon.

Leon Vance: Gibbs.

[Vance hands Gibbs a pair of bills and some change]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Two dollars and forty-two cents.

Leon Vance: It's for the cheese Danish.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That was eight years ago.

Leon Vance: Nine.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you the one responsible for this fishing expedition?

Leon Vance: The Bureau's doing the fishing. I'm just driving the boat.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Keep it off the rocks.

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Jeanne Benoit: [seeing Tony for the first time since their relationship ended] Was any of it real?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [brief pause] No.

Jeanne Benoit: [on the brink of tears] I wish I'd never met you.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Come on, we have work to do.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: We can't investigate the FBI's case!

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We're going to investigate the FBI.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Gibbs gave you a mission. Do what you do best.

Abby Sciuto: Dance?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Talk.

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Officer Ziva David: [in Gibbs' basement with wires strung from the ceiling] Duck.

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Only Jethro is allowed to call me that.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no, Ducky. I think she meant duck.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That was actually intimidating.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo! Why are you touching his face?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't know. It's soft, like touching a bunny rabbit.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't!

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Hands Ziva his knife] The FBI car out front.

Officer Ziva David: [Takes the knife and pops the blade open, smiling] Got it.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva! Their tires, not their throats.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [about Gibbs' computer] This thing is so ancient, it doesn't even *have* the protocols modern-day security systems defend against.

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