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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Two and a Half Deaths (TV Episode 2008) Poster

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Warrick Brown: [showing a Rorschach-like blood stain] What does this look like to you?

Gil Grissom: Hermaphrodite on roller skates.

Catherine Willows: A puppy.

[Grissom and Catherine look at each other quizzically]

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Stewart Lytle: [after seeing Wendy working in the lab] Beautiful people doing high-tech police work. There might be a series in this.

Nick Stokes: I don't think so.

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David Phillips: [to Grissom, after pulling a rubber chicken out of the mouth of a murder victim] Oh, come on. You've gotta say something. Uhh, "I suspect fowl play"; or, uh, "that's poultry evidence." You know: something.

Gil Grissom: Dying's easy; comedy's hard.

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Nick Stokes: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

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Gil Grissom: Then the rubber chicken was inserted post-mortem...

Dr. Al Robbins: ...and thus not the cause of death.

Gil Grissom: Might have been a gag. Sorry.

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Bud Parker: Annabelle and I were married two days ago. We had a deal: she said if I gave up coke, we could get married.

Spencer Freiberg: But you never gave up coke!

Bud Parker: She didn't know that.

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Captain Jim Brass: Forget it Gil, it's Burbank.

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