Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities. Written by
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After Britney Spears shoots herself, she appears to have six fingers on her right hand. See more
News reporter Robert Pooner says "South Mark," instead of "South Park" during one of the Britney Spears "Spears Watch" segment on purpose. See more
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