Corner Gas (TV Series)
No Time Like the Presents (2008)
Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard
Quotes
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Wanda Dollard : [to Hank] You're ahead an hour? What's the future like? Do I get replaced by a robot?
Brent Leroy : How do we know you're not already a robot?
Wanda Dollard : That's ridiculous. Foolish human.
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Lacey Burrows : [trying to get Wanda to say they're friends] What do you call those people who call you just to chat?
Wanda Dollard : You don't want to know what I call them.
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Wanda Dollard : Have you noticed anything different about Lacey lately?
Karen Pelly : Too upbeat. A little needy. Overly fastidious. Nope, same old Lacey.
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Lacey Burrows : I know this sounds silly, but I just need to hear you say I'm your friend.
Wanda Dollard : I'm your friend.
Lacey Burrows : I know you're my friend, but am I your friend?
Wanda Dollard : Yes. You're a friend.
Lacey Burrows : Oh! See, you did it again! You said 'a friend'. Technically, I could be anyone's friend. I want to be your friend.
Wanda Dollard : You are.
Lacey Burrows : Are what?
Wanda Dollard : A friend?
Lacey Burrows : No...
Wanda Dollard : We're not friends?
Lacey Burrows : Ah!
[she leaves]
Wanda Dollard : What a nut.
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Fitzy : [staggering into a standing position, to Lacey] A... apple juice? But I was going drink for drink with you!
[he sways]
Fitzy : I... I think I need a lift home.
Wanda Dollard : Aw, I'll give you a lift home, buddy.
Lacey Burrows : Unbelievable!
Wanda Dollard : What? You got him bombed!
[she puts her arm around Fitzy and pats him on the belly]
Wanda Dollard : Come on, slugger!
Fitzy : [slurring his words] Wanda, you're my best friend!