Corner Gas (TV Series)

No Time Like the Presents (2008)

Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : [after Wanda has introduced her, Davis and Karen to her cousin, Nora]  That was weird.

  Davis Quinton : Yeah. Who names their kid Nora?

  Lacey Burrows : No! She introduced Davis as a friend, and you as a friend, and me just as Lacey.

  Karen Pelly : That is weird. Davis and Wanda aren't friends.

  Davis Quinton : We're not?

  Lacey Burrows : I mean, why wouldn't she introduce me as her friend? You know?

  Davis Quinton : Maybe you're not Wanda's friend. I just found out I'm not.

• Davis Quinton : Hey, you guys want to watch UFC at the bar tonight?

  Brent Leroy : What time's it on?

  Davis Quinton : Says here 9 Pacific.

  Hank Yarbo : So midnight my time?

  Brent Leroy : No, 1 in the morning your time.

  Davis Quinton : Why, what's Pacific compared to us?

  Brent Leroy : An hour behind.

  Davis Quinton : So, 10 our time.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, but Hank's 3 hours ahead.

  Hank Yarbo : Same time zone as the Atlantic Provinces.

  Davis Quinton : But it's not being broadcast in the Atlantic Provinces.

  Hank Yarbo : Great, now how am I supposed to watch it?

  Davis Quinton : With us, at 9.

  Brent Leroy : 10 to be specific... 9 to be Pacific.

  Davis Quinton : I thought he was Atlantic.

  Hank Yarbo : Ah, I'll just rent a movie.

• [First lines] 

  Hank Yarbo : [Yawning]  Oh man, the sun woke me up early this morning.

  Lacey Burrows : They should have Daylight Savings in this province.

  Davis Quinton : Ah, it's better for the farmers this way.

  Hank Yarbo : I'm with Lacey, do that spring back, fall forward thing.

  Lacey Burrows : No, it's spring forward, fall back.

  Hank Yarbo : But then you're right back where you started.

  Davis Quinton : No, you go an hour ahead in the spring, so - spring ahead, fall forward.

  Lacey Burrows : No, then you'd just be going forward.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, that's the idea.

  Lacey Burrows : You have to go back in the fall.

  Hank Yarbo : Back fall, spring back?

  Davis Quinton : Now you're getting it.

  Lacey Burrows : No wonder this hasn't caught on here, it's obviously too complicated.

  Hank Yarbo : OK, let's walk her through this again.

  Davis Quinton : This time - focus.