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"Skins" Effy (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

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Effy Stonem: Why bother?

Tony Stonem: With what?

Effy Stonem: Caring about people.

Tony Stonem: [walking slowly up to her, then muttering in her ear] You don't fool me, Effy Stonem.

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Pandora: Your brother is really nice.

Effy Stonem: He's not nice. He's amazing.

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Tony Stonem: She was my girlfriend.

Sid Jenkins: She wasn't your girlfriend. You didn't want her.

Tony Stonem: Well, now I do, so fuck you.

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Effy Stonem: You don't understand, do you, Ton? As long as the phone keeps ringing, she's still there.

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Madame Deluca: And what emotion have you chosen to depict?

Effy Stonem: Anger, Jealousy, Bitterness, Tiredness, Hope, Lust, Love.

Madame Deluca: A veritable feast. So where is it?

Effy Stonem: It's everywhere.

Madame Deluca: My dear girl, I'm not sure I understand.

Effy Stonem: Its conceptual. You just can't see it.

Madame Deluca: Your saying you haven't done it?

Effy Stonem: No I'm saying you can't see it.

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Sid Jenkins: I hate you.

Cassie Ainsworth: I hate you right back. Why don't you pop over to Michelle's and give her one? Oh, *another* one!

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Effy Stonem: Love, love, love... what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

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Pandora: Hi, mum. Yeah, we're just picking up.

[lowers the phone and talks to Effy]

Pandora: She wants to know what we're picking up.

Effy Stonem: Drugs.

Pandora: [to her mother] Salad.

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Cassie Ainsworth: [showing them her slugs] That one's called Sidley and that's Mischa. Isn't Mischa just so pretty. Look at Sidley, sliming all over her. Disgusting, isn't he?

Pandora: Are they doing it?

Cassie Ainsworth: Yes, they are doing it. When I'm ready, I'll pour salt on them. When I'm good and ready.

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Sid Jenkins: I don't love Michelle, I never loved Michelle, I love you, but you, you... Where were you? Dad fucking died. I needed you.

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[Tony calls Michelle another time, looking hopefully while the ringing tone is still there]

Michelle Richardson: [finally picking up] I love you too.

[hangs up, and Tony smiles peacefully]

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Sid Jenkins: It's *you and me*. You know that and you're being stupid.

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Madame Deluca: With great breasts comes great responsibility.

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