- Helen Twitterton: Bud, I guess I got you into a lot of trouble.
- Bud Hooper: No, Helen, it was my fault to begin with.
- Helen Twitterton: But if only I trusted you more.
- Jack Haggerty: Oh, again with the explaining bit. This is going to take longer than A Star Is Born!
- Helen Twitterton: Does anybody know what's gonna happen to Bud yet?
- Ethel: No, but he'll probably get thrown out of college.
- Minerva: What will his parents say?
- Blind Date: [DEADPAN] Welcome Home. Get a job!
- Jack Haggerty: [TRYING TO SELL DEAN REEBER THE IDEA OF MAKING A FILM] To play the part of Dean Reeber, the star of the picture, just who do you think they tried to sell me? Edward Arnold, Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Charles Laughton!
- [LAUGHS]
- Jack Haggerty: But I said no.
- Dean Reeber: [SURPRISED] Yes?
- Jack Haggerty: You know who I see in the part? Gary Cooper!
- Dean Reeber: [FLATTERED] Gary Cooper?
- Jack Haggerty: Well, James Mason is all tied up.
- Dean Reeber: The Winsocki Story. You know it should be good for the school.
- Jack Haggerty: Good? Students will be fighting to get in. It needs a shot in the arm like this. After all, where was Yale until Cole Porter wrote Boola Boola?