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Wayne and Wanda are caught kissing as theater lights come on; they stop immediately.
A male muppet tells an audience that he is going to imagine them naked; he closes his eyes and when he opens them again people are seen wearing slips and tank tops, and the muppet corrects himself by saying, "Sort of naked."
A muppet tells another muppet to imagine an audience of humans naked.
Jack Black wearing a figure-hugging CGI motion-tracking suit covered with small sensor balls is heard saying, "I'm not done with my balls."
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25 of 32 found this mild
There's a scene where a police vehicle comes into view and we hear gun firing. Nothing is shown, but this was made for an out of context joke.
A muppet asks a man to throw him over a fence and a woman warns that she thinks the fence is electrified - a crunching sound is heard as the man folds up the muppet's legs and throws him against the fence, sizzling is also heard; large sparks are shown as the muppet is electrocuted and falls to the ground with smoke coming off his hair and his face is singed (he is unharmed).
Muppets attack a man, wrapping a rope around his torso and putting a bag over his head, a muppet karate chops the man's neck.
A muppet asks another muppet for kerosene so the muppet can burn some dresses, and a third muppet punches the first muppet in the face; a thud is heard as the muppet falls to the ground.
A man and a muppet fight over a pair of bolt cutters as they climb a high antenna, the muppet shoves the man and he falls to the ground; moments later the man groans and begins to move; the man is later seen with a small cut on his cheek.
A muppet swings his arm around, about to throw a bowling ball at a man's head; the man is tied to a chair with a bowling pin on his head. The muppet shouts that his hand is stuck and he continues to swing his arm around until he releases the bowling ball into a man's stomach; the man falls over and gets up moments later, dazed.
A muppet holding a muppet chicken dramatically jumps off a building, hits a sign as he falls, lands in a large crate filled with packing peanuts, and is unharmed.
A man throws a fencing foil through a television screen that two muppets are watching and the screen shatters.
A muppet detonates an explosion that causes a giant factory to blow up; dust flies through the air as muppets, a man, and a woman duck and one of the muppets coughs from the dust (they are unharmed).
A muppet detonates a small explosion, smoke rises up, his face and teeth are singed and he falls over.
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Fozzie uses the word "fart" in one scene.
1 mild anatomical term, some name calling ("sausage snout", "freaks", "weirdoes", "hippy-dippy", and "idiot").
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None.
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The "Man Or Muppet" song can be very sad to some.
The "Pictures in my Head" song can be very sad to some.