Peter is bored at work one day and decides to use the "executive bathroom." When he learns the lavish washroom is reserved only for company executives, Peter decides to do well at work so he can get an executive's job when it opens up. In the process, he accidentally blows up a children's hospital, killing everyone inside. Still, Angela is impressed enough to recommend him for an opening ... until the human resources department points out that Peter never completed the third grade. Peter decides to go back to elementary school, where he continually acts like a buffoon and insults the teacher and his classmates. Later, despite his poor academic skills, he is picked to participate in the school spelling bee. After doing badly, he spells "lesbians" correctly (after the class brain falters) and is allowed to pass. Alas, when he returns to the brewery, there is no job waiting for Peter ... only an arrest warrant for blowing up the children's hospital. Peter is sent to prison ... but only ... Written by
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Did You Know?
At the end, Peter is sentenced to only a week in jail - this is so that he'll be out in exactly one week's time - in other words, in time for the next episode. Ironically, this joke didn't work out as well as the producers had planned - a new episode didn't air for nearly two months after this one. See more
When showing the exterior of the Pawtucket Brewery, you can see the initials of the company, "PB," over the front gate; however, just before Peter is informed that he will be going to prison for blowing up the children's hospital, the gate only has a "P" on it. See more
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Guys and Dolls
Music and Lyrics by Frank Loesser
Performed by Frank Sinatra Jr.
and Seth MacFarlane See more