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Tales of a Third Grade Nothing 

Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery. Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy the nightclub, and Stewie turns it into a trendy hotspot.

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Lois Griffin (voice)
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Chris Griffin (voice)
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Meg Griffin (voice)
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Diane Simmons (voice)
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Himself (voice)
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Teacher / Club Girl (voice)
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Handicapped Kid / Kid #1 / Other Kid (voice) (as Billy Unger)
James Burkholder ...
Kid (voice)
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Steve Callaghan ...
Prince (voice)
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New Bedford (voice)
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Dakota (voice)
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Peter is bored at work one day and decides to use the "executive bathroom." When he learns the lavish washroom is reserved only for company executives, Peter decides to do well at work so he can get an executive's job when it opens up. In the process, he accidentally blows up a children's hospital, killing everyone inside. Still, Angela is impressed enough to recommend him for an opening ... until the human resources department points out that Peter never completed the third grade. Peter decides to go back to elementary school, where he continually acts like a buffoon and insults the teacher and his classmates. Later, despite his poor academic skills, he is picked to participate in the school spelling bee. After doing badly, he spells "lesbians" correctly (after the class brain falters) and is allowed to pass. Alas, when he returns to the brewery, there is no job waiting for Peter ... only an arrest warrant for blowing up the children's hospital. Peter is sent to prison ... but only ... Written by Brian Rathjen <briguy_52732@yahoo.com>

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16 November 2008 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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Trivia

As of 05/2016 this episode spoofed 3 late musicians Michael Jackson, Prince, and Frank Sinatra Jr. Who actually voiced himself. See more »

Goofs

When Peter goes to court for blowing up the Childrens Hospital, you will see the American Flag to the judge's right and a blue flag to his left. The state flag of Rhode Island isn't blue, it has a white background with an anchor in the middle saying "Hope". See more »

Quotes

Kid: Wow, I never knew you could make fun of someone for being a homosexual!
Kid: Yes, and by making fun of someone else's sexuality, somehow I feel better about my own!
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Spoofs The Departed (2006) See more »

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Guys and Dolls
Music and Lyrics by Frank Loesser
Performed by Frank Sinatra Jr. and Seth MacFarlane
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