Jake's overt shallowness is insufferable even for Charlie, and taking him along to a restaurant as diversion proves a painful mistake. Alan can only admit he and his latest bedmate have overstayed their sexual interest to his brother. He takes the master's advice on how to dump himself, aware of risks. He dodges them all except an accidental hot coffee pouring were it hurts most, but ends up the looser and feels hurt even worse when a surprising third party arrives. Written by
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I am in trouble here, Charlie. How-how do I get out of a stagnant, joyless relationship?
If I knew how to do that, you wouldn't still be living here.
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