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Platoon of the Dead (2009)

Not Rated | | Horror | Video 2009
Three soldiers must fight to survive the night in a seemingly abandoned house, when a zombie platoon attacks.

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Credited cast:
Ariauna Albright ...
Heather
Tom Stedham ...
Sergeant Butler
Chris Keown ...
Lieutenant Roberts
Michelle Mahoney ...
Stacy (as Michelle 'Ame' Mahoney)
Tyler David ...
Private Dillon
Amanda Bounds ...
Jill
Jonathan Jacoby ...
Jacoby
Lewis Franklin ...
Rescue Soldier
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rebecca Cornwallis ...
Loud Teen #1
Kaylee Oss ...
Loud Teen #2
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Three soldiers must fight to survive the night in a seemingly abandoned house, when a zombie platoon attacks.

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The weapons that the "soldiers" carry are obviously toy versions of Star Wars blaster, as you can see Imperial markings just behind the pistol grips. See more »

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The uniform of Privat Dillon contains no rank insignia for a private. It does however have a gold oak leaf (Major) and two vertical black bars (Captain) on the edges of the collar of his uniform See more »

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Sergeant Butler: I'd rather have you tear my dick off and feed it to me in pieces.
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Platoon of the dumba$$es
3 November 2013 | by (London) – See all my reviews

Once in a while a movie comes along, that is SOOO bad it's ends up being classic. The sort of movie where you get some friends, some beer and some pizza and throw your empty cans at the TV, while having a great time laughing at the movie mistakes and hammy acting....

This is NOT one of those movies. This is the kind of movie that just makes you want to punch the talentless morons who made it. After all they did steal many minutes from your life. I think a smack to their chops is only fair?

The "special" effects are non existent, the setting is awful, the story awful, the characters shocking, the acting.....what acting? My 9 year old niece and nephew have put on better plays in my front room! the props and costumes are a total joke and not a funny one. How hard is it to find replica guns that actually look like guns (the props in the movie are either Star Wars toys or scaled down toy rifles! I'm not entirely sure what the $20k budget was spent on, because it sure wasn't props or make-up. (possibly hair products for the soldier??? with back length goth hair!)

I think the "film makers", knowing they had no talent at all, tried instead to go the cheap and cheerful 'funny' route. Sadly they didn't try hard enough. Instead they have made a nut-filled turd mockery of movies.

Hopefully they won't get their hands on $20k ever again. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

If you want a bad movie that will make you laugh, check out "the room" epic in it's awfulness.


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