How about this? I'm just thinking out loud here, but hear me out. In realty there was this practice called redlining that prevented black people from owning. Now that was obviously bad, but if applied on hipsters, I think I could be an effective tool.
Think about it, Hank. With the hipsters gone, rents will go down, prices will stabilize, and Enrique can move back in.
Or, how about this? What do hipsters like? Cool things! So, we build a place called Coolsville and fill it with cool ...