Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can't bring the culprit to justice, a surly police detective, is recruited to close the case.
When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship cause him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
Ronnie Barnhardt lives with his alcoholic mother. He's chief security guard at Forest Ridge Mall, where he's in love with Brandi, a cosmetic sales clerk, and gets a free coffee each day from Nell, a cheery clerk in the food court. A flasher haunts the mall's parking lot, and at night, thefts occur. Ronnie is intent on catching the criminals but has no investigative skills, is delusional about his abilities, and makes mad accusations. His bête noire is Detective Harrison, the city cop sent to investigate. Ronnie thinks he could be an officer, thinks he stands a chance with Brandi, and slowly loses his self control. Will reality set in? What about redemption? Written by
A total piece of garbage with maybe 2-3 laughs total. This was literally painful to watch but like a train-wreck I kept watching saying it has to get better. This movie made Paul Blart Mall Cop look like an Academy Award Winner. I would think having the power that Seth Rogan has in Hollywood he could find something much better to do. If he keeps this up he will lose his star power. And Michael Pena with the stupid fey impersonation was also not very good. Poor Ray Liotta that his career has come down to doing nonsense like this. Wish I had read some reviews and had some warning on this one as I would have rather watch paint dry
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