Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [upon seeing Perry] Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected, what are you doing here, this is my week off.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [summing up his Internet girlfriend] It's not the worse date I ever had. There was the one that kept stabbing me with the fork.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the platypus, as usual your timing is uncanny. And by uncanny, of course I mean... completely canny!
Phineas: Hey, we're almost there. What's the first thing you're going to do at camp, Buford?
Buford: Find a nerd, take his underpants, and run 'em up the flagpole.
Phineas: I don't think Camp Phineas and Ferb has a flag pole.
Buford: Then I'll just find a nerd and take his underpants.
Baljeet: [meakly] You may have my underpants. They just got very messy all of a sudden.
Phineas: What's the first thing you're going to do at camp?
Candace: First of all it's not camp. It's just grandma and grandpa's cabin and it's boring.
Phineas: [holding one up] But we made t-shirts.
Candace: Second, I don't like the outdoors. I don't like bugs!
Candace: [on her cell phone] Hello?... Hello? Ugh! What do you have to do to find a cell signal in this place?
Candace: Oh hi, grandma. How can you stand it living out here in the middle of nowhere?
Grandma: Oh come on, honey. It's not so bad.
Candace: [swating flies] Ohh, pesky bugs! I am trying to tan here.
Phineas: [holding a glass out to her] Hey, Candace. I thought I'd bring my favorite camp counselor a 'Phineas Special'.
Candace: That's just a glass of limeade and I am not a counselor.
Candace: Am I the only adult here? Why can't my grandpa act his own age?
Grandma: [walking up to her] I think you should act your age and have a little fun!
Candace: [outraged] I can't take it anymore!
Phineas: It was just a joke, Candace.
Candace: You're a joke, Phineas!
Grandpa Clyde: Candace, honey. Calm down.
Candace: [almost hysterical] Calm down? Calm down? I don't wanna calm down!
Grandpa Clyde: Your screaming might attract a real bigfoot.
Candace: A real bigfoot? Oh give it a rest, Phineas.
Grandpa Clyde: [after the kids run of scared, laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Looks like we fooled 'em, Ma.
Grandma: [unzipping the Bigfoot costume, laughing] Did you see the look on their faces?
Candace: That was so cool!
Grandma: Come on. Lets round up those scared kids and have some hot cocoa.
Candace: [laughing to the kids] I sure got you guys! You should have seen your faces. Only unsophisticated, immature brains would believe in monsters. Yes, it takes a mature adult such as myself to know... that there... is no... such... thing as gggg- bigfoot!
[sees Doofenshmirtz being chased by the tree bigfoots, screams and runs into the house]
Baljeet: [as the kind turn to see an empty path with a full moon] Oh, I do not believe her one bit! Too much overacting.