Candace: [seeing the cows down the hill] A stampede downtown? I mean who does this? Those two are so gonna get it.
[before rolling down the hill]
Mom: [surprised] Candace, are you ok?
Candace: [super annoyed] I soo don't want to talk about it.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [making a notation on a taperecorder] Note to self: My evil deed for tomorrow, fire the maid.
Mom: [taking a picture] Smile boys... ooh, you look so cute.
Phineas: [as he and Ferb ride ponies] She means well.
Mom: I'll be back in a few hours. Have fun!
Candace: [to her brothers] Yeah right. You better not pull any of your weird stunts Got it?
Phineas: Don't fret none, school marm.
Isabella: So, watcha doin'?
Phineas: We're ridden ponies. But it make a feller hanker for the real thing. You know, livin' out on the open range. Ridin', ropin', brandin'. Bustin' broncos and breakin' wind with your amigos under the western skies. Heck, we can even ford a strea. I don't even know what that mean, but it sounds fun.
Candace: [on the phone, running with the cows] Oh my gosh! Stacey, I'm like in a stampede!
Candace: [on the phone] Mom, they's driving a herd of cattle right through down town.
Mom: Well um, I'm a little busy, sweetie. I'm having my hair done at Bab's.
Candace: Oh yeah, that's perfect! Oh they're coming your way. Quick, look out the window! Do you see any cows?
Mom: [just sees a milk truck with a picture of cows] That's cute, candace.
Candace: [while falling down the cliff] Cactus, ahh... snakes, ugh... scorpians, ooh ahh!