[Herbert is reading Chris a bedtime story]
Chris Griffin: Are you a pedophile?
Herbert John: [Chris has just cussed at Herbert] Don't you mouth off to me or I gonna slap you right in your penis.
Stewie Griffin: Hey, Brian, another Scattergories question. The category is "Type of Pet." Herbert put "Cambodian." That's not right, right?
Brian Griffin: [answers phone] Hello?
Stewie Griffin: Hey, Brian, it's me. I got a question for you. Herbert and I are playing Scattergories. Would you count Nyquil as a beverage? No, right?
Brian Griffin: No.
Stewie Griffin: Yea, not gonna fly, old man. Thanks Brian.
Herbert: Do you all know what day it is
Herbert: It's bath day
Chris: I dont wanna take a bath
Herbert: [laughing at Chris] not for you silly, it's bath day for me, but I can't wash myself, do you know anybody with a strong pair of young hands to help me in and out of the tub
Herbert: [meg washing him as herbert look and the camera dissapointingly] allllriggghttt