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(2011)

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Rango: Is this Heaven?

Spirit of the West: If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.

Spirit of the West: No man can walk out of his own story.

Rango: [after some kids throw rocks at him] Hey! What was that for?

Priscilla: You're funny-looking.

Rango: Well? You're funny-looking too.

Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.

Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.

Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.

Rango: You got a funny-looking face!

Priscilla: [small pause] You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.

[walks away]

Rango: Crunchy-creamy-cookie-candy-cupcake. Okay everybody, let's take it from the top!

Rango: I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.

Rattlesnake Jake: [after Beans refuses to sign a deed] Sign the damn paper, woman!

Beans: Go to Hell!

Rattlesnake Jake: [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down] Where do you think I come from?

Rango: [Rango and Beans have been locked in the bank vault with water pouring in and the water level rising] Don't worry! I have a plan!

[looks through the glass to those who have locked them in]

Rango: Heeeeeelp! Open the door!

Rango: [no one does anything] Okay! Plan B!

Rango: Now, remember son: stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn everything but Shakespeare.

Rango: Us reptiles gotta stick together. Right, my brother?

Buford: I'm an amphibian.

Rango: Ain't no shame in that.

Rango: [Wounded Bird is scratching his down feathers and scattering them into the wind] I see you're communicating with the great spirits.

Wounded Bird: No. I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.

Rango: So you want something to believe in, Spoons? Believe in me.

[points at the "Sheriff" sign]

Rango: Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there we've got hope.

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Rango: [from trailer] The name's Rango.

[crowd gasp]

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Rango: [from trailer]

[burps fire in face]

Rango: I'll take care of that for you.

Rango: There all better.

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Beans: Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots!

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Rango: I think the metaphor broke my spleen.

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Rango: We can control it! Like a monkey's bladder!

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Rango: Now, we ride!

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Bad Bill: I'm going to slice your face off and use it to wipe my unmentionables!

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Rattlesnake Jake: [sees bullet] One bullet. I tip my hat to you... One legend to another.

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Rattlesnake Jake: [to Rango] Thirsty... "Brother"?

[fills a glass with his venom]

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Waffles: [Rango and his posse have found new purpose in their search for the outlaws] Uh... What exactly are we gonna do now?

Rango: Now... we ride!

[whip cracks; Rango stops and looks to his right, puzzled]

Rango: [the band of mariachi owls stands a ways away with their instruments, waiting; Rango shouts to them] That means we're riding now! This moment.

[another whip is heard and the owls start playing the background music; everyone is riding roadrunners in the next cut]

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Rock-Eye: [the hawk drops a bottle with Rango inside it directly on top of Rock-Eye the Toad, who is hiding from the hawk as a rock, from a great height] Ai! ¡Madre de Dios!

[sees Rango]

Rock-Eye: You! I'll kill you! You stupid lizard! Get out of there! I'm gonna strangle your huevos!

Rango: [points frantically from inside his bottle] The bird! The bird!

[starts running away in his bottle by rolling it]

Rock-Eye: [Rock-Eye looks behind him] No wait, come back!

[starts chasing Rango]

Rock-Eye: Hey, I was just kidding! C'mon, we're friends, right?

Rango: Aaah, I don't know you!

Rock-Eye: Lizards, frogs... we're practically related, right?

Rango: [overlapping] Find your own hiding place! No room at the inn!

Rock-Eye: Come on! Move over! I'll let you kiss my sister!

Rango: [Rango runs the bottle over a small sharp rock and the bottle breaks in half] No no no nonono...!

[slides to a stop]

Rock-Eye: [stops with him; pointing in triumph] HA! Ha ha ha!

[the hawk snatches him up]

Rock-Eye: [shouts out] You son of a!

[hawk screech]

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Merrimack: Beans, you've been like a niece to me and ever since your daddy...

[Beans gives him a death glare]

Merrimack: ...did *not* fall drunk down a mine shaft...

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Rango: [addressing the townspeople after the bank robbery] We all know exactly what we need to do now!

[aside]

Rango: And that would be?

Mayor: [whispers] Form a posse.

Rango: Form a possum!

[short pause]

Mayor: [still quiet] A *posse*.

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Spoons: [after Rango forms a small posse to find the band of robbers] What do we do now, sheriff?

Rango: Now, we ride!

[cut to them all riding across the desert on roadrunners, excited and energized]

Spoons: [to Rango] Where are we going?

[they have no leads on where the robbers might be]

Rango: What?

Spoons: Where are we going?

[cut to them all walking back into town, embarrassed]

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Rango: [an arrow is sticking through Turley's head, entering in his right eye and coming out the left-rear side of his head; Rango looks disgusted] Whoa! Ehh... are you sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?

Sergeant Turley: [oblivious] What?

Rango: Uh, well, you've got a little somethin' in your... eye, there.

Sergeant Turley: [indicates his left eye, seemingly oblivious] Oh, that! That there's conjunctivitis, sir. It's hereditary.

Rango: [going along as not to hurt Turley's feelings] Oh! Well... um... glad to hear it's not contagious.

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Elgin: That ain't nothin'. I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird.

Furgus: I remember them! They was quite friendly!

Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once...

[Awkward silence]

Sergeant Turley: You might wanna get that looked at.

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Beans: [unimpressed] You ain't from around here, are you?

Rango: [she walks away] I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name?

Beans: [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart] Beans.

Rango: That's a funny kind of name.

Beans: What can I say? My daddy plum loved baked beans.

Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plum love asparagus.

Beans: [quickly stands up] What... what're ya saying?

Rango: I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker.

[picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth]

Beans: [walking around the cart to Rango] My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you...

[sees what Rango is eating]

Rango: Mmm, spicy!

Beans: You are eating his ashes!

Rango: [spits, disgusted] Eh! You carry his remains?

Beans: [takes the jar and reseals it] No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body.

Rango: Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.

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Wounded Bird: You kill bird?

Rango: Why, yes, I did.

Wounded Bird: Bird dead, snake come.

Rango: Uh, snake?

Priscilla: He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn't come to town because he's scared of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?

Rango: No. I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.

Priscilla: That's just what Amos said.

Rango: Amos?

[Priscilla looks at something offscreen, Rango looks and sees a small graveyard with a headstone reading 'Amos, Sheriff Thur-Sat.']

Priscilla: You got any gold fillings?

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Priscilla: Sheriff? You are going to bring that water back, aren't you?

Rango: You can count on it, little sister.

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Rango: I will blow that ugly right off your face!

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Balthazar: Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!

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Rattlesnake Jake: [realizing it's a swarm of bats in the form of a hawk] Ain't no hawk, ain't nothin' but bats!

[starts shooting at them]

Maybelle: Stick to the plan boys, bleed the devil dry!

[swarm spreads out, Jake laughs excitedly while trying to shoot every bat down, realizes he used up all his bullets, turns to see Rango pointing a gun at him]

Rango: It only takes one bullet.

Rattlesnake Jake: You ain't got the nerve.

Rango: Try me.

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Rattlesnake Jake: [to the Mayor] What was that thing you said, "Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed."

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Rango: [Rango marches into the bank after it's been robbed] All right, folks; stand back, clear the area, this is a crime scene, now. Secure the parameter, dust for prints, check for fibers, scan for DNA, I want a urine sample from everyone and get me a latte. Don't mix up the two.

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Beans: [comes out of trance by her wagon] And until the people of Andromeda 5 return him safe and sound, I will not sell my ranch!

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Beans: [comes out of trance in the clothier's shop] It is not a rash, it is a birthmark!

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Priscilla: What's he doing now?

Waffles: I think it's a number two.

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Rango: That's for my gun. That's gun lotion.

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Mayor: Control the water... and you control everything.

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[the Mayor is intending to shoot Jake while Rango and Beans are in the bank vault that's filling up with water]

Mayor: You and the sheriff are more alike than you think. You're nothing but legends. Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.

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Rango: Who am I? I'm nobody.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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