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James B. Douglas
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After Michael Malone is escorted into the concert at that end of the movie he sneaks away as the soldiers are distracted by the fireworks. On the floor you can see they are "trampling" an American flag. This is part of the extended scene which can be found in the DVD's bonus features. See more »
Fast Talkin' Lover
Written by Keith Volpone p/k/a Seven Wiliams, Walter Brandt, William Brandt (as Bill Brandt), Buck Johnson, Damon Johnson
Performed by Whiskey Falls
Published by One Mad King Publishing
Published by Buck on the Run Music
Published by Damon Johnson, Sweet Sanctuary Songs
Whiskey Falls appears courtesy of We 3 Kings, Inc.
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This was an incredible disappointment! I have seen some bad comedies but this one made top 10 very fast. I could rant on here for a long, long time about cheap shots without finesse, bad acting and many more things since this movie is basically to 99%, constructed of complete crap, but I'll simply sum it up like this....It's not funny at all, it's just embarrassing...period!
Since I have to put more words here to post ill simply do this....
Now when you have come to the bottom here.....
I can guarantee......
This is actually more fun than watching this movie.....
Yes, it's really that bad......=)
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