Leslie Nielsen once again plays a bumbling detective in the vein of the 'Naked Gun' movies, but this time as Marshall Richard 'Dick' Dix. When odd reports are received through official ... See full summary »
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »
Paul Gross stars as the leader of a recently reunited curling team from a small Canadian town. This offbeat comedy follows the team as they work through their respective life issues and ... See full summary »
James B. Douglas
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At a July 4 barbecue, gramps tells the kids the story of Michael Malone, a documentary filmmaker and Michael Moore look-alike who hates America and wants to abolish July 4th. He refuses to celebrate with his nephew Josh, who's shipping out soon to the Middle East. That night, Michel has a vision of his hero, JFK, who predicts that three ghosts will visit Michael. Sure enough, General Patton, George Washington, and country music star Trace Adkins visit Michael show him the fruits of patriotism, just wars, and pacifism. Meanwhile, Arab terrorists want Malone to help them with a propaganda film. Is he the next Leni Riefenstahl or will he see the light? Written by
WARNING! This movie may be offensive to children, young people, old people, in-the-middle people, some people on the right, all people on the left, terrorists, pacifists, war-mongers, fish mongers, Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, agnostics (though you'd have to prove it to them), the ACLU, liberals, conservatives, neo-cons, ex-cons, future cons, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarian, people of color, people of no color, English speakers, English-as-a-second language speakers, non-speakers, men, women, more women, & Ivy League professors. Native Americans should be okay. See more »
Fast Talkin' Lover
Written by Keith Volpone p/k/a Seven Wiliams, Walter Brandt, William Brandt (as Bill Brandt), Buck Johnson, Damon Johnson
Performed by Whiskey Falls
Published by One Mad King Publishing
Published by Buck on the Run Music
Published by Damon Johnson, Sweet Sanctuary Songs
Whiskey Falls appears courtesy of We 3 Kings, Inc.
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What happened? Surely this cannot be all David Zucker's fault; he's made some really funny movies that I really enjoyed, or at least got a laugh out of. What happened? An American Carol sinks to the lowest depths of stupidity and wallows in the sh*t at that very bottom of the abyss. And it's not funny, it's depressing. Surely nothing less than the result of multiple generations of inbreeding between autistic twins and a diet of bathtub gin and paint-chips could result in a human capable of enjoying this.
The English language will have to invent a new adjective to describe the agony of enduring this movie.
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