Burton 'Gus' Guster:
What is all this?
Shawn Spencer:
Those are forms that must be filled out so that we can be Die-Hards. Just sign them.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
[
reading] These release the employer from any liability in case the stunt tester is... "torn to shreds"? Stunt tester? Is that what we're doing? Are you crazy?
Shawn Spencer:
Trust me, and be cool.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Wait, this one is in case we're "accidentally chewed to death by a malfunctioning robot"? Oh, hell no!
Shawn Spencer:
Relax. We'll be fine.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
[
reading] "Deboned"? "Killed and re-killed"? How does that even work?
Shawn Spencer:
Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it. I'm all over this case.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
"Mimed to death"?
Shawn Spencer:
That's clearly a typo. They meant "maimed". What, are we going to be killed by Marcel Marceau?
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