I want to say something quickly about "Dancing With the Stars", this is why the terrorists hate us. It's not the glitter, and it's not the pomp and circumstance. We've got black and white, we've got Hispanic, and Asian, we've got gays, straights, and Guttenberg all working together
[long pause for laughter
all working together for one common goal to get that mirrored ball. And the mirrored ball doesn't care what color you are, or how rich you're parents are, and it doesn't care what god you ...