Maxxie has a creepy feeling that someone is watching him. Someone close by. A hot boy maybe? No such luck. Sketch is Maxxie's stalker. A weird loner, who spends most days shut up in a poky flat looking after her disabled Mum. So her attentions turn to the blonde boy who lives on the estate. Soon everything in her life is about Maxxie - if only he would even notice her. Meanwhile, the sixth form college production of 'Osama: The Musical' is teetering towards disaster under the heavy-handed guidance of lecherous drama teacher Bruce. But Sketch is prepared to do anything to get leading man Maxxie, and if she can't have him, she's going to make sure nobody can - and especially not his current leading lady Michelle. Written by
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[Michelle sees Tony with Abigail
Princess Leia, right? Jinx! You look so... home made. Doesn't she, Tony? Gloriously quaint.
You dressed as Luke?... For her?
Well... I guess I... Did I?
Do you think either of them has actually seen Star Wars? You reckon they know Luke's her brother?
References Notting Hill
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