3 Idiots (2009)

Rajendra Patwardhan: Govind

Quotes 

• Rancho : Sir, why this seating according to rank?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Any problem with that?

  Rancho : Yes, this grading system is like a caste system. A-graders: Kings, C-graders: Slaves. It's not nice, sir.

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : You have a better idea?

  Rancho : Yes. Results should not be displayed at all. Why publicise someone's flaws? If your iron count is low, will the doctor prescribe tonic or air your report on TV? You see, sir?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : So basically, what you're saying is, I should personally go to each student's room and whisper in their ears: "You have come first", "You're second", "Oh, I'm so sorry, you have failed".

  Rancho : No sir, I mean grades create a divide. I've topped so I'm next to you. My pals came last, they're in the back corner.

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : At least they're in the corner. More time with you, and they'll be out of the photo. They will neither pass, nor get a job.

  Rancho : They'll get jobs, sir. There must be some firm that...

  [Looking at Chatur] 

  Rancho : prefer humans to machines. They'll get jobs. I guarantee.

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : You guarantee it?

  Rancho : Bet, sir?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Govind!

  Govind : Yes, sir?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : [Pointing at Raju and Farhan]  Even if one of them gets a job in campus interviews... shave off my moustache.

  Govind : [Shocked] 

  Rancho : [Shocked]  Sir!

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Happy?

  Rancho : Happy, sir.