Torchwood (TV Series)

Something Borrowed (2008)

Jonny Owen: Banana Boat

Quotes 

• [Banana Boat, Rhys's best man, sees Tosh, all dressed up, carrying a large package into the lobby] 

  Banana : Whoa!

  [sigh] 

  Banana : All right, luv? You got a big box. Do you want a hand with that?

  Tosh : No, thank you. I'm fine.

  Banana : Are you goin' to the wedding?

  Tosh : I'm a friend of Gwen's

  Banana : I'm Banana.

  [points to loud yellow cravat] 

  Banana : Suppose you can tell why.

  Tosh : You come up in spots and go soft quickly?

• Banana : So do you fancy a little drink later?

  Tosh : I'm sorry. I'm intolerant to vasoactive amines.

  Banana : Huh?

  Tosh : Bananas make me vomit.