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Stan Helsing -- It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his  ex-girlfriend, best buddy and an exotic dancer encounter a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history.

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Bo Zenga (written by)
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Release Date:
25 March 2010 (Russia) See more »
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Tagline:
The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.
Plot:
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ... See more » | Add synopsis »
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Cast

  (in credits order)

Steve Howey ... Stan Helsing

Diora Baird ... Nadine

Kenan Thompson ... Teddy

Desi Lydic ... Mia

Leslie Nielsen ... Kay
Kit Zenga ... Orphan
Darren Moore ... Crazy

Twan Holliday ... Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)

Ben Cotton ... Fweddy
Travis MacDonald ... Hitcher

Lee Tichon ... Michael Crier

Ken Kirzinger ... Mason

Charles Zuckermann ... Needlehead
Jeff Gulka ... Lucky
Chad Krowchuk ... Sully

Nathan Dashwood ... Busboy
Derek Watt ... Timmy
Ray G. Thunderchild ... Husband (as Ray Thunderchild)

Hilary Strang ... Hippie Lady
Jeremy Crittenden ... Altar Boy
Robin Nielsen ... Employee #1

Lara Babalola ... Employee #2
John Burnside ... Security Guard
Zainab Musa ... Girl #1

Alain Chanoine ... Guy #1

Denyc ... Bride #1
Holly Eglington ... Bride #2 (as Holly Eglinton)

Ildiko Ferenczi ... Bride #3
Aaron Rota ... Kid #1
Steven Garr ... Vendor

Elysia Rotaru ... Hot Girl #1
Jessica Olafson ... Hot Girl #2

Zorianna Kit ... Zorianna Kit

Bo Zenga ... 1st AD
Jenny Mitchell ... Woman Customer

John Wildman ... Director

Kathryn Kirkpatrick ... Fat Lady

James Ashcroft ... Dead Body

John DeSantis ... Frankenstein
Ryan Steele ... Wolfman

Tara Wilson ... Screaming Woman

Colin Foo ... Choking Old Man
Grayson Gabriel ... Michael Jackson (as Gray Szakacs)
Chris Shields ... Barack Obama

Duane Dickinson ... Fire Patron
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Mikey Granger ... The Robber (uncredited)
Jon Johnson ... Afroman (uncredited)
Kelsey McIlroy ... Teenager in Movie Store (uncredited)

Directed by
Bo Zenga 
 
Writing credits
(WGA)
Bo Zenga (written by)

Produced by
Christian Arnold-Beutel .... executive producer
Scott M. Boggio .... executive producer
William G. Brown .... executive producer
Devon DeLapp .... associate producer (as Devon Delapp)
Gregory R. Greenfield .... executive producer
Jere Hausfater .... executive producer
Elek Hendrickson .... co-producer (as Elek Lars Hendrickson)
Mark S. Jacobs .... executive producer (as Mark Jacobs)
Scott LaStaiti .... executive producer (as Scott Lastaiti)
Karen Lauder .... executive producer
Rob Lycar .... line producer
Lindsay MacAdam .... executive producer (as Lindsay Macadam)
Lionel S. Margolick .... executive producer
Shannon McA'Nulty .... co-producer
Valeska Ramet .... co-producer
Dylan Russell .... executive producer
Kirk Shaw .... producer
Stacey Shaw .... associate producer
Scott Steindorff .... producer
Adam Voghell .... associate producer
Ryan Scott Warren .... co-producer
Bo Zenga .... producer
 
Original Music by
Ryan Shore 
 
Cinematography by
Robert C. New (director of photography) (as Robert New)
 
Film Editing by
Dennis M. Hill 
Sterling Scott 
 
Casting by
Tiffany Mak 
Laura Toplass  (as Laura Brooke Toplass)
 
Production Design by
Chris August 
 
Art Direction by
Anneke Van Oort 
 
Set Decoration by
Shirley Inget 
 
Costume Design by
Angelina Kekich 
 
Makeup Department
Keith Arbuthnot .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Keith 'Roach-Cock' Arbuthnot)
Anthony Allen Barlow .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Anthony 'The Beast' Barlow)
Julie Beaton-Pachauer .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Julie 'Ber-Lak Beater' Beaton)
Jennifer Beebe .... first assistant makeup artist
Jeny Cassady .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Jeny 'Puppet-Sex' Cassady)
Tim Chappell .... second assistant hair stylist
Charmaine Clark .... key hair stylist
Lorri Dionne .... administration: Masters FX, Inc. (as Lorri 'Don't Call Me, I'll Call You' Dionne)
Cara Doell .... first assistant hair stylist
Mike Fields .... lead prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Mike 'Don't Blame Me' Fields)
Felix Fox .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Felix 'Comb-Over Frankie' Fox)
Rachel Griffin .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Rachel 'Stargate Jersey Owner' Griffin)
Kim Harmon .... administration: Masters FX, Inc. (as Kim 'You Guys Want To Buy What?' Harmon)
Kathy Howatt .... key makeup artist (as Kathleen Howatt)
Brittany Isaacs .... swing hair/makeup
Kathryn Jarymy .... assistant makeup artist
Todd Masters .... designer: Masters FX, Inc. (as Todd 'Mad Dog' Masters)
Todd Masters .... supervisor: Masters FX, Inc. (as Todd 'Mad Dog' Masters)
Conor McCullagh .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Conor 'Can I Borrow Some Stuff' McCullogh)
Ann McLaren .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Anne 'Glue You' McLaren)
Yukiyo Okajima .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Yukiyo 'Punch Me' Okajima)
Sarah Pickersgill .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Sarah 'Dumbass Supervisor' Pickersgill)
Nicholas Podbrey .... coordinator: Masters FX, Inc. (as Nicholas 'Call Me Anytime Of The Day Or Night' Podbrey)
Sam Polin .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Sam 'Quarter-Gram' Polin)
Werner Pretorius .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Werner 'Monkey Gland' Pretorius)
Brad Proctor .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Brad 'B-Rad' Proctor)
Dan Rebert .... designer: Masters FX, Inc. (as Dan 'The Man' Rebert)
Dan Rebert .... supervisor: Masters FX, Inc. (as Dan 'The Man' Rebert)
Geoff Redknap .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Geoff 'For Once A Movie He's Not In' Redknap)
Lori Sandnes .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Lori 'Can I Have The Check Please' Sandnes)
Stacy Scofield .... administration: Masters FX, Inc. (as Stacy 'Gett'r Done' Scoffield)
Kristi Strang .... swing hair/makeup
Jason Ward .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Jason [Vs. Fweddy] Ward)
Vince Yoshida .... prosthetic artist: Masters FX, Inc. (as Vince 'Vinnie The Poo' Yoshida)
 
Production Management
Rob Lycar .... production manager
Donald Munro .... unit manager
Adam Voghell .... post-production supervisor
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Peter Dashkewytch .... first assistant director
Peter Dashkewytch .... second assistant director: second unit photography
David Heimbecker .... third assistant director
Melissa Lukacevic .... trainee assistant director
Melissa Patton .... third assistant director
Quincy Wheeler-Hendren .... second assistant director
 
Art Department
Cole Anderson .... scenic carpenter
Dean Barker .... property master
Shane Bonneau .... set dresser
Wendy Brotherston .... paint coordinator
Tina Caveno .... scenic painter
Sally Cook .... on-set props
Justin Coutu .... lead carpenter
Sandrina Crow .... set dresser
Roger Dole .... assistant set decorator
Melissa Dutchak .... set dresser
Rowland Dyton .... scenic carpenter
S.B. Edwards .... scenic painter
Peter Eglinton .... scenic carpenter
Horatio Foster .... scenic carpenter
Glen Goertzen .... scenic painter
Chad Hanssen .... foreman
Salmon Harris .... storyboard artist
Randal Holden .... foreman (as Randy Holden)
Robert Houtman .... sculptor (as Rob Houtman)
Chris Hume .... foreman
David Inkster .... on-set dresser
Cindy Johnson .... scenic painter (as Cindy Lou Johnson)
Mark Jones .... set dresser
Laurin Kelsey .... on-set props assistant
Leonardo Lara .... set dresser (as Leo Lara)
John Lennig .... sign painter (as John Lenning)
Adam Lowe .... lead carpenter
Mike McCarthy .... foreman
Deborah Morriss .... scenic painter (as Deborah Morris)
Ian Nothnagel .... lead dresser
Trevor Oleksy .... head greens (as Trevor Olesky)
Mauricio Ruiz .... concept artist (as Maury Ruiz)
Kevin Santarosa .... on-set props (as Kevin Santarossa)
Michael Sullivan .... paint foreman
Chris Thompson .... construction coordinator
Claude Turcotte .... scenic carpenter
Merewyn Wagner .... on-set props
Yasmine Wallace .... props
Melinda Watts .... props truck
Neil Westlake .... graphics artist
Tony Xeros .... assistant props
Alexandra Jastrzembska .... set dresser (uncredited)
 
Sound Department
Ken Biehl .... sound re-recording mixer
Chester Biolowas .... backgrounds editor (as Chester Bialowas)
Chester Biolowas .... sound effects editor (as Chester Bialowas)
Christopher Cleator .... adr engineer (as Chris Cleator)
Blair Dykes .... boom operator
Don Harrison .... foley artist
Matt Kunau .... sound consultant: Dolby
Ian Mackie .... foley artist
Jan Petrov .... adr recordist
Rick Senechal .... foley engineer
Greg Stewart .... sound re-recording mixer
Candisha Story .... adr recordist
Candisha Story .... engineer: walla
John R.S. Taylor .... dialogue editor (as John Taylor)
John R.S. Taylor .... sound supervisor (as John Taylor)
Graham Timmer .... sound mixer
Matt Hovland .... adr mixer (uncredited)
 
Special Effects by
Sam Armstrong .... special effects technician
Steve Chase .... assistant special effects
Myriam Cournoyer .... special effects technician (as Myriam Couroyner)
Richard Elder .... special effects technician
Tibor Farkas .... special effects makeup
Kris Grunewald .... special effects technician
Ben Krakowsky .... special effects technician
Brant McIlroy .... special effects coordinator (as Brant McIllroy)
John Moore .... special effects technician
Martin Testa .... special effects coordinator
Chris Valagao .... special effects technician (as Chris Valago)
Kelsey McIlroy .... special effects (uncredited)
 
Visual Effects by
Emil Chang .... visual effects artist
Gerry Gonsalves .... dustbuster: Deluxe Vancouver
Douglas Kerr .... senior visual effects artist (as Doug Kerr)
Angus Laing .... senior visual effects artist
James McLeod .... visual effects artist
Richard Mintak .... senior visual effects supervisor
Fred W. Richters .... digital opticals: Deluxe Vancouver
Jon Shaw .... senior visual effects artist
George Tsirogiannis .... senior visual effects artist
Helen Tzoutis .... visual effects artist
Helen Tzoutis .... visual effects manager
 
Stunts
Shawn Beaton .... stunt double
Janene Carleton .... stunt double: Diora Baird
Steven McMichael .... stunt coordinator (as Steve McMichael)
Jeff Sanca .... stunt driver
Brad Turner .... stunt double: Steve Howey
Owen Walstrom .... stunt coordinator
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Dustin Allen .... lamp operator
Ed Araquel .... stills photographer
Ruaidri W. Bennett .... grip (as Ruairdri Bennett)
Corey Bickford .... grip: second unit photography
Monty Black .... generator operator
Fraser Boyle .... key grip
Stefan Burianyk .... best boy grip
Peter Carty .... first assistant camera: "b" camera
Geoff Dane .... best boy electric
Herb DeWaal .... key rigging grip (as Herb Dewaal)
Dave Dibdin .... dolly grip
Christian Elton .... lamp operator
Sacha Fassaert .... first assistant camera: "a" camera
Mike Fiedler .... grip
Zach Gayne .... grip: second unit photography
Wes Gilmore .... crane operator: Starlite
Spiro Grant .... camera trainee
Mike Green .... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Darren Gregory .... best boy grip
Chris Hajek .... technocrane operator
Dwight Hartnett .... second assistant camera: "b" camera
Martin Hass .... dolly grip: second unit photography
Brett Hill .... lamp operator
Vlad Horodinca .... lamp operator
James M. Jackson .... best boy electric (as James Jackson)
Gilbert Jamault .... generator operator (as Gil Jamault)
Martin Kostian .... lamp operator
Todd Kristianson .... lamp operator
Burton 'Joe' Kuchera .... gaffer (as Burton Kuchera)
Bernard Lally .... balloon technician
Pierce Lang .... grip: second unit photography
Shawn Magee .... best boy rigging grip
Geoff Marples .... lamp operator
Chris Martin .... grip
Brian Maxwell .... grip: second unit photography
Paul Stoker Mayne .... lamp operator (as Paul Mayne)
Michael Methot .... crane operator: Starlite
Paul Mitchnick .... camera operator: "a" camera
Aaron Moore .... lamp operator
Marc Nolet .... grip
Graham Phair .... lamp operator
Vince Phillips .... key grip (as Vincent Phillips)
Ronald Richard .... lighting technician
Scott Ruddy .... lamp operator
Kyle Ruiterman .... grip
James Salberg .... technocrane operator
Courtland Sandover-Sly .... grip
Eike Schroter .... still photographer
Ryan Shabacon .... grip: second unit photography
Keith Sherritt .... generator operator
Brad Shevelyov .... best boy: second unit photography (as Brad Shevelyou)
John Spencer-Phillips .... technocrane operator
Gary Stamford .... set electrician
Ken Starr .... technocrane operator
Brian Steadman .... grip
Ken Sutherland .... loader
Jim Swanson .... gaffer
Jason Tidsbury .... balloon technician
Nick Vecchio .... grip: second unit photography
Mark Wagner .... rigging gaffer
Dave Walker .... key grip: second unit photography
Johnny Walker .... crane technician
Chris Weiss .... loader
Kamil Wisniewski .... lamp operator (as Kamil Wisiniewski)
Knesha Yu .... lamp operator
Lohengrin Zapiain .... camera operator: "b" camera
Tom MacNeill .... lamp operator (uncredited)
Lohengrin Zapiain .... Steadicam operator (uncredited)
 
Casting Department
Kara Eide .... casting assistant
L.A. Hilts .... extras casting (as LA Hilts)
Freddy Luis .... casting director: US
Anne McCarthy .... casting director: US (as Annie Mccarthy)
Kellie Roy .... casting associate (as Kellie Gesell)
Jay Scully .... casting director: US
Rhiannon Wescott .... casting associate
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Christina Barry .... costume set supervisor
James Braun .... set supervisor: second unit photography
Lisa Cottingham .... seamstress
Claudia Da Ponte .... extras costumer (as Claudia DaPonte)
John Denison .... truck costumer
Tina Evinger .... truck costumer
Marie Hock .... assistant costume designer
Grace Keating .... assistant costume designer (as Grace Anderson)
Joi Kittredge .... costume set supervisor
Lenore Martinolich .... seamstress
Marcia Mior .... extras costumer
Cailynn Murray .... extras costumer (as Cailyn Murray)
Bonnie Pavlovic .... seamstress (as Bonnie Pavbuic)
Sara Rakhshandeh .... wardrobe buyer
Zohra Shahalimi .... wardrobe consultant
Carol Smith .... seamstress
Olga Toliusis .... seamstress
Mary Wiseman .... truck costumer
 
Editorial Department
Jennifer Anderson .... digital intermediate project manager: Deluxe Vancouver
Ken Hayward .... digital intermediate producer: Deluxe Vancouver
Achim Kapitza .... digital intermediate colorist: Deluxe Vancouver
Jason Koroluk .... uncredited
Jesse Lyon .... assistant editor: Vancouver
Leah Myers .... post-production coordinator
Joshua Paul .... assistant editor: Los Angeles
Joshua Paul .... director of editorial
Ismael Ribeiro .... director of engineering
Fred W. Richters .... digital intermediate editor: Deluxe Vancouver
Christopher A. Smith .... additional editing
 
Music Department
Paul Cristo .... music orchestrator
Liz Gallacher .... music supervisor
Alexandra Hill .... music supervision executive
Don Mann .... music editor
Alexina Matisse .... music coordinator
Tony Minter .... composer: additional music
Aminé Ramer .... co-music supervisor
Ryan Shore .... music orchestrator
Ryan Shore .... music producer
 
Transportation Department
Ron Aimer .... driver: cast
Ghilas Aiteur .... transportation co-captain
Dana Christiansen .... driver: cable truck (as Dana Christianson)
Amanda Coletsis .... driver
Kam Dhesi .... transportation captain
Larry Fedyk .... driver
Dean Fitzpatrick .... transportation coordinator
Dave Harris .... driver: cast
Mike Heagle .... picture car
Kent MacDonald .... unit driver
Rick Menzul .... driver: daytime
Chris Mullen .... driver: construction
Jim Papadogambros .... driver: cast
'Hammer' Sangha .... driver: special equipment (as Hammer Sangha)
Brent Simpson .... driver
Reggie Singh .... driver: set decoration
John Sorenson .... driver: cast
 
Other crew
Dustin Lee Abram .... key location production assistant (as Dustin Abram)
Darlyl Adam .... key location production assistant (as Daryl Adams)
Rashid Ahmed .... production accountant
Sean P. Aislabie .... extras craft service (as Sean Aisable)
Sean P. Aislabie .... extras first aid (as Sean Aisable)
Emma Avery .... teleprompter
Becky Blonski .... security guard
Trevor Boughey .... security (as Trevor Boghey)
Kathy Candiago .... assistant accountant: payroll (as Kathy Eyre Candiago)
Dave Carlson .... chef: second unit photography, Dine And Dash
Gloria Carrillo .... craft service: second unit photography
Gloria Carrillo .... first aid: second unit photography
Jeny Cassady .... puppeteer
Dean Chenoy .... legal services: Heenan Blaikie LLP
Lea Coffman .... stand-in: Desi
Lee Cooper .... assistant chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Neil Croker .... security guard
Paul Duke .... sous chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Jeannine Dupuy .... script supervisor
Michael Farias .... assistant location manager
Anya Gadison .... extras wrangler
Fabian Galick .... security guard
Micah Gardener .... production coordinator
Matt Granger .... assistant: Mr. Zenga
Alex Green .... whip master
Brian Halwas .... security guard
Sean Hanlin .... security coordinator
Gary Heichert .... security (as Garry Heichert)
Dave Houde .... security guard
Ken Hovgaard .... location scout
Tom Jaworski .... security guard
Nathan Jensen .... chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Jon Johnson .... stand-in: Teddy
Vanessa Jorgensen .... sous chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Doug Kaiser .... studio manager
Harry Kemball .... security guard
Paul King .... assistant chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Ryan Kinley .... chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Jamie Lake .... location manager
Lisa Larson .... security guard (as Lisa Larsen)
Hanna Lebo .... sous chef: Truffles Fine Foods
David Lee .... assistant chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Tricia Leigh .... accounting clerk
Kimberly Lozinski .... location scout (as Kimberley Lozinski)
Josh Mack .... assistant: Mr. LaStaiti (as Joshua Mack)
Rob Mah .... security guard
Trevor Malkinson .... assistant chef: Truffles Fine Foods
Debra Margolis .... script supervisor: second unit photography
Shannon McA'Nulty .... business affairs
Scott McKay .... security guard (as Scott Mckay)
Jim McKeown .... publicist
Naomi McMahon .... assistant to producers
Finn Michael .... stand-in: Stan
Dan Mick .... security guard
Graham Moffatt .... security guard
Glenn Moore .... craft service (as Glen Moore)
Glenn Moore .... first aid (as Glen Moore)
Odessa Munroe .... choreographer
Thomas Newman .... electronic press kit
Carlos Oliva .... security guard
Mark Padilla .... world sales executive
Elfie Pavlakovic .... extras wrangler (as Elfie Gadison)
Nicholas Podbrey .... puppeteer: cockroach
Nin Rai .... operator: Truffles Fine Foods
Linda Rea .... clearance coordinator
Kevin Royce .... key location production assistant
Anthony Sabatini .... security guard
Farooque Saleemi .... security captain
Peter Senos .... security guard
Darren Shmyr .... craft service
Darren Shmyr .... first aid
Devi Singh .... assistant: Mr. Shaw
Bonnie Smart .... stand-in: Nadine
Justin Szilagyi .... security guard
Sarah Tarry .... legal services: Heenan Blaikie LLP
Lilian Umurungi .... business affairs assistant
Leon Voisey .... security guard
Vince Walker .... sous chef: second unit photography, Dine And Dash
Dave Weileby .... security guard
Mike Witherington .... security guard
Steve Woodley .... animal wrangler
Pat Yang .... assistant production coordinator
Henry Zhao .... assistant coordinator: second unit photography
Darcy Woodley .... animal trainer (uncredited)
Dylan Gray Woodley .... dog trainer (uncredited)
 
Thanks
Greg Dovel .... the director would like to thank
David Dreyfus .... the director would like to thank
David Edelstein .... the director would like to thank
David W. Hamilton .... the producers would like to thank: Focus Insurance
David Rosen .... the director would like to thank
Lee Rosenbaum .... the director would like to thank
Mary Sullivan .... the director would like to thank
Madeline Thomas .... the director would like to thank
 

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Additional Details

Also Known As:
"Stan Helsing: A Parody" - International (English title) (complete title)
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MPAA:
Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language
Runtime:
108 min | USA:90 min (edited version)
Country:
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Color:
Aspect Ratio:
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Certification:
Australia:MA | Canada:14A (British Columbia/Ontario) | Canada:18A (Manitoba) | Canada:13+ (Quebec) | Finland:K-13 | Germany:16 | Ireland:15 | Italy:T | Netherlands:12 | New Zealand:R16 | Singapore:M18 | Sweden:15 | UK:18 | USA:R (certificate #45237)

Did You Know?

Trivia:
The director of the film also plays the gay porn director for Cornhole Pictures in the movie.See more »
Goofs:
Continuity: When they're tossing the hitchhiker out the back of the van, there's a lot of light behind them, possibly from another car. In the next shot, after the hiker is gone, the light is no longer there.See more »
Quotes:
[first lines]
Stan Helsing:[picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing:Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing:What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing:Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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Movie Connections:
Spoofs Psycho (1960)See more »
Soundtrack:
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FAQ

Which song plays in ****** scene?
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6 out of 8 people found the following review useful.
wow., 15 August 2011
Author: blaforet from United States

First off, I want to thank the writers and directors of this movie. Because of you, I want to become a screenwriter, because I know that no matter how terrible an idea I have for a movie, some idiot will fund it.

I went into this movie knowing next to nothing about it. My secret vise is awesomely bad movies, and I didn't want bad reviews to dissuade me from watching it, because I know awesomely bad movies are not for everyone. My God, if only I had read the reviews.

This movie was terrible. There was no plot, horrible acting, and the jokes were groan-worthy. Stan is a video clerk in the first 10 minutes of the movie, but that plot line drops as dead as the actors' careers, and turns into random wth moments. The other hour and twenty minutes are spent running away from a host of horror ripoffs and a franken puppy. Yeah, that's about it.

Thank God I didn't spend any money on it, it was on Encore. Don't watch this garbage. You'll regret it.

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