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Stan Helsing (2009)

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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »



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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by Anonymous

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The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.


Comedy | Horror

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

25 March 2010 (Russia)  »

Also Known As:

Mega Monster Movie  »

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1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


From thumb to pinkie finger, Fweddy's glove contains: toothbrush, lipstick, nail clippers, bottle opener, corkscrew. See more »


When they're tossing the hitchhiker out the back of the van, there's a lot of light behind them, possibly from another car. In the next shot, after the hiker is gone, the light is no longer there. See more »


[first lines]
Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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References Stargate SG-1 (1997) See more »


Red Whine
Written by Omoloa Isis Salami and Graham Bertie (BMI)
Performed by Thunderheist
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It has it's funny moments, but they are to few and far between
7 November 2009 | by See all my reviews

This is a good example of what happens when decent comic actors accept parts in a terrible movie vehicle. They probably need the work, so they do their best even if they can't hide that the movie stinks. For one, Kenan Thompson has a real comic flare, I only hope he gets better films to feature it in. And the other three leads showed comic potential too. I admit there were some genuinely funny moments that made me laugh, like the Karaoke scenes and some of the lines by the blond character (Desi Lydic). Unfortunately what comes between these few funny scenes, and makes up the majority of the film, was terrible. The over all film almost made me forget any of it had made me laugh. The bathroom humor, for instance, was just plain stupid.

And Leslie Neilson, what were you thinking doing this bomb? Hard to believe the same man who starred in classics like 'Forbidden Planet' has resorted to this for a pay check. He was funny in other comedy films, but why do this? My advice is to skip this one.

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