Stan Helsing (2009)

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »

Director:

Bo Zenga

Writer:

Bo Zenga

Stars:

Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson

1 win.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Howey	...	Stan Helsing
Diora Baird	...	Nadine
Kenan Thompson	...	Teddy
Desi Lydic	...	Mia
Leslie Nielsen	...	Kay
Kit Zenga	...	Orphan
Darren Moore	...	Crazy
Twan Holliday	...	Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton	...	Fweddy
Travis MacDonald	...	Hitcher
Lee Tichon	...	Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger	...	Mason
Charles Zuckermann	...	Needlehead
Jeff Gulka	...	Lucky
Chad Krowchuk	...	Sully

Storyline

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.

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Plot Keywords:

halloween | hamburger | leaf blower | punchline | topless female nudity | 

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Taglines:

The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

Canada USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2010 (Russia)

Also Known As:

Scary Movie 5

Filming Locations:

Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Company Credits

Production Co:

Boz Productions, Insight Film Studios, Helsing Releasing

Technical Specs

Runtime:

108 min 90 min (edited)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Stan is wearing a "Bruce Campbell '08" shirt during the scene explaining why Nadine and Stan broke up.

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Goofs

Although the movie is set in Los Angeles the speedometer of a minivan is marked in Canadian kilometers.

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Quotes

Stan Helsing: [looks up Mia's undies] I think now it would be a great time for a reverse POV.

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Connections

References The Munsters (1964)

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Soundtracks

"Touch Ya Body"
Written by Richard L. Garcia, Rosel A. Minter and Christopher Leigh Curtis
Performed by Chuck Preston

User Reviews

Quite possible the worst movie I have seen this year.,,,

Its rare that I actually despise a movie as much as this one. Now before you say I am coming down too hard on this movie...if you don't believe me just watch it. The movie starts out 'ok' like a decent rip off of Scary Movie; however, it quickly descends into a downward whirlpool of bad acting, poor direction and a plot that makes little sense.

Basically this movie is a spoof on horror movies. There were a few parts where I laughed- near the beginning, but after that it seems as though the film budget ran out of money or something because after the halfway point it completely looses direction. I kept expecting a story to develop or some kind of back history on 'Van Helsing' to appear. It didn't. The characters are poorly written...and even with the comedic assistance of Leslie Neilson it still flops hardcore.

Leslie Neilson must be really hard up for acting spots to have taken a spot in this stinker. My recommendation is that you don't watch this one....in fact don't even rent it. Its really that bad.