Stan Helsing (2009)

Director:

Bo Zenga

Writer (WGA):

Bo Zenga (written by)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Plot:

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ...

Plot Keywords:

Halloween | Crotch Shot | Mouse | Waitress | Altar Boy

Cast

Steve Howey	...	Stan
Diora Baird	...	Nadine
Kenan Thompson	...	Teddy
Desi Lydic	...	Mia
Leslie Nielsen	...	Kay
Kit Zenga	...	Orphan
Darren Moore	...	Crazy
Twan Holliday	...	Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton	...	Fweddy
Travis MacDonald	...	Hitcher
Lee Tichon	...	Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger	...	Mason
Charles Zuckermann	...	Needlehead
Jeff Gulka	...	Lucky
Chad Krowchuk	...	Sully

MPAA:

Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language.

Runtime:

108 min

Country:

USA | Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:R (certificate #45237) | Canada:13+ (Quebec) | Canada:14A (British Columbia/Ontario) | Canada:18A (Manitoba) | Australia:MA | Singapore:M18

Filming Locations:

Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Company:

Boz Productions

Trivia:

Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason (2003), while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.

Goofs:

Continuity: When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.

Quotes:

Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you.
Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.
Nadine: It was two weeks.
Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.

Movie Connections:

Spoofs The Hitcher (1986)

Not that bad:)

Gave it a 6 since it is in the same pot as Scary Movie and just about every other parody movie that followed on the same principle.

The 6 is purely for the women because oh my god:) they all bloody gorgeous... and that's about it:) Honestly I though it was a lot better than the previous stuff, from all the parody films, wasn't over the top silly jokes, not really sick stuff where they have to use vomit, farts and all kind of grossness because they think it is funny. They actually did have some funny moments, some clever jokes... again stuff that has been missing from all other parody films.

Overall the film it isn't as bad, maybe if it came a few years back it would have been much better received but since this area has been done and redone so many times... it is just another one of those films:) Watch it if you have nothing better to do, not really worth the cinema price but good if you can borrow it.

Because of the women and sexual nature, hoink hoink:) the film is probably suitable for a male audience... so get your mates around have some beers and enjoy it.