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Stan Helsing (2009)

 -  Comedy | Horror  -  25 March 2010 (Russia)
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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »

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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by Anonymous

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The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language | See all certifications »

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Scary Movie 5  »

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Trivia

Stan is wearing a "Bruce Campbell '08" shirt during the scene explaining why Nadine and Stan broke up. See more »

Goofs

Although the movie is set in Los Angeles the speedometer of a minivan is marked in Canadian kilometers. See more »

Quotes

Fweddy: It's a boy!
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Connections

Spoofs Hellraiser (1987) See more »

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"Foreign Affairs"
Written by Spencer Manio, Jeff Newton, and Tilson Gibson
Performed by The Saturday Knights
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Oh my God......
11 October 2009 | by (Greece) – See all my reviews

I think these guys don't even try anymore to make not a funny one, but even watchable movie anymore....

There is no need of spoilers or taking even a deeper look at this ''movie''. There is no plot not script no acting, nothing really present that this would qualify this as an actual movie.

When i sat down to see this movie i knew about what i was going to see. A cheap laugh. But as i realized i noticed that a actually barely smiled during the movie. I spend most of my time looking at my watch wandering when the movie is going to end. Anyway...

One hint to the producers...

STOP MAKING THIS TRASH ANYMORE. I am not an American, but i would personally be very offended if this kind of movies are supposed to reflect the cultural level of young American people.


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