Stan Helsing (2009)

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »

Director:

Bo Zenga

Writer:

Bo Zenga

Stars:

Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson

1 win.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Howey	...	Stan Helsing
Diora Baird	...	Nadine
Kenan Thompson	...	Teddy
Desi Lydic	...	Mia
Leslie Nielsen	...	Kay
Kit Zenga	...	Orphan
Darren Moore	...	Crazy
Twan Holliday	...	Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton	...	Fweddy
Travis MacDonald	...	Hitcher
Lee Tichon	...	Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger	...	Mason
Charles Zuckermann	...	Needlehead
Jeff Gulka	...	Lucky
Chad Krowchuk	...	Sully

Storyline

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.

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Plot Keywords:

halloween | hamburger | leaf blower | punchline | topless female nudity | 

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Taglines:

The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

Canada USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2010 (Russia)

Also Known As:

Mega Monster Movie

Filming Locations:

Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Company Credits

Production Co:

Boz Productions, Insight Film Studios, Helsing Releasing

Technical Specs

Runtime:

108 min 90 min (edited)

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Stan is wearing a "Bruce Campbell '08" shirt during the scene explaining why Nadine and Stan broke up.

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Goofs

When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.

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Quotes

Stan Helsing: [looks up Mia's undies] I think now it would be a great time for a reverse POV.

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Connections

Spoofs The Ring (2002)

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Soundtracks

"Ice Cream Man"
Written by Richard L. Garcia
Performed by PMG

User Reviews

It has it's funny moments, but they are to few and far between

This is a good example of what happens when decent comic actors accept parts in a terrible movie vehicle. They probably need the work, so they do their best even if they can't hide that the movie stinks. For one, Kenan Thompson has a real comic flare, I only hope he gets better films to feature it in. And the other three leads showed comic potential too. I admit there were some genuinely funny moments that made me laugh, like the Karaoke scenes and some of the lines by the blond character (Desi Lydic). Unfortunately what comes between these few funny scenes, and makes up the majority of the film, was terrible. The over all film almost made me forget any of it had made me laugh. The bathroom humor, for instance, was just plain stupid.

And Leslie Neilson, what were you thinking doing this bomb? Hard to believe the same man who starred in classics like 'Forbidden Planet' has resorted to this for a pay check. He was funny in other comedy films, but why do this? My advice is to skip this one.