It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »
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Cedric the Entertainer
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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by
Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason (2003), while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason. See more »
When Stan is hitting the Jason character in yard, you can tell he is hitting him with a fake board - it wobbles. See more »
[picking up a ringing phone]
Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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Outtakes play throughout the end credits. See more »
This has to be a first in movie making history. I have never sat down to view a movie that cut the connections to and from the prefrontal cortex, the anterior part of the frontal lobes of my brain. "The Ring" movie spoof in the first 10 minutes of the film is suppose to be SO FUNNY to make you laugh though the remainder of the film. The 'monsters' are about as funny as an episiotomy during childbirth without medication... and I am a male. The acting, plot, and direction are just missing and kind of pointless. If you insist on watching this and actually enjoy it enough to rate it more than I did, may I suggest you blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show. I really feel sorry for the person who loaned the DVD to me, since they bought this at Wal-Mart for $7.50! He even said, "Here, you want see why I plan to shoot myself?" and handed me the DVD.
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