- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: [being threatened to be shot be the Japanese] Now... Now... Now... Now wait a minute wait a minute, you can't shoot us. Not after that great show we just put on for you.
- Lt. Sakawa: Great Show? That another reason to shoot you. It was a terrible show. It smelled all the way back to Tokyo. Lousy! Putrid! Awful!
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: You didn't like it?