Tom returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, however, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one will believes he's innocent.
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As a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw's brutal legacy, a group of Jigsaw survivors gathers to seek the support of self-help guru and fellow survivor Bobby Dagen, a man whose own dark secrets unleash a new wave of terror.
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Stallone plays a cop who comes undone after witnessing a brutal scene on the job. He checks into a rehab clinic that specializes in treating law enforcement officials. Soon, he finds that ... See full summary »
Charles S. Dutton,
A musician witnesses the murder of a famous psychic, and then teams up with a fiesty reporter to find the killer while evading attempts on their lives by the unseen killer bent on keeping a dark secret buried.
In this third installment of the Final Destination series, a student's premonition of a deadly rollercoaster ride saves her life and a lucky few, but not from death itself which seeks out those who escaped their fate.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead,
In the mining town of Harmony, a drilling accident is caused by the son of the owner, Tom Hanniger. The mine collapses, burying six miners alive. The rescue team finds only Harry Warden alive, but in coma, and the other miners murdered by his pickax, and they conclude that Harry killed them to save oxygen for himself. On Valentine's Day, Harry awakes from his coma in the local hospital, and he kills twenty-two people, including a group of teenagers that are partying in the mine. Harry is killed by the deputy, but the only survivors are Tom Hanniger, his girlfriend Sarah, their friend Axel Palmer and his girlfriend Irene. Ten years later, Tom returns to Harmony after the death of his father. Tom has decided to sell the Hanniger Mine, and finds that Sarah has married Axel, who is now the local sheriff, and they have a son named Noah. On Valentine's Day, Harry Warden also returns, seeking revenge against those that had escaped his pickax in the past, and Tom is accused by Axel and other ... Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
In the bar scene, Sheriff Burke (played by Tom Atkins) yells, "Everybody stand down, god damn it!" Atkins would go on to play a similar character in Patrick Lussier's next feature film, "Drive Angry," where he would say the exact same line in the same way (during the latter film's roadblock scene). See more »
Karen Baum's character Deputy Ferris's jacket reads 'SHERRIF' on the back (instead of sheriff). See more »
[to a crime scene corpse]
Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
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After the credits, Harry Warden emerges from a tunnel, peers into the camera then strikes the screen with a pickaxe. See more »
There are bad movies, there are campy movies, and then there is My Bloody Valentine...3D. Don't get me wrong, I love violent movies and senseless violence as much as the next guy. Being a writer, it is hard enough for me to watch horror movies, let alone terrible remakes that have a poor story line. The first fifteen minutes I was asking myself "Is this a dream?" "When is this dream sequence over?" and to my astonishment, that dream sequence never ended. The twist at the end is hardly a twist, it is more of a predictable let down. I love violent movies. I love bad movies. This one was so bad, but good enough not to enjoy as a campy movie. Oh yeah, I saw it in regular D and you can tell it was shot just for 3D. I am, however, looking forward to Drive Angry 3D. But Nicholas Cage nor any number of brutal kills and tits can't save this movie.
I wasted an hour and forty minutes of my life, twenty of which could have been cut down.
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