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(TV Series)

(2008)

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Dr. Gregory House: People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep repeating "People don't change."

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [about Amber] Are you sure she doesn't just want to drag you back to her lair, hang you upside down, and lay her eggs inside of you?

Dr. James Wilson: Excellent disguise, House.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Wilson about Amber] You don't like strong. You don't like assertive. You like needy. She's dying isn't she?

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Wilson about Amber] She's scary. Why does scary need pathetic?

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Amber Volakis: I call you Greg because we're now social equals.

Dr. Gregory House: And I call you Cutthroat Bitch, well, quod erat demonstrandum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Wilson about Amber] This isn't just about sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves... Oh my God, you're sleeping with me.

[quickly exits the restaurant]

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Kutner: Saw Amber drop Wilson off this morning.

Dr. Gregory House: Yes. The male always drives the female.

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Dr. Gregory House: Cross-species mating. If you like Darwin and the Galapagos.

Dr. James Wilson: Amber and I have a lot in common.

Dr. Gregory House: She's a cutthroat bitch. You cry over Dark Victory.

Dr. James Wilson: Bette Davis, another strong assertive woman.

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Dr. Gregory House: I thought Amber scared you guys.

Kutner: She does, but she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.

Dr. Gregory House: So do Canadians - doesn't mean I want to date one.

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Dr. Eric Foreman: People who have a problem with boxes are people who don't fit in them.

Thirteen: You've been working for House a long time.

Dr. Eric Foreman: No need for name calling.

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Dr. James Wilson: Amber is exactly what I need and you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing topped with a thin crust of megalomania.

Dr. Gregory House: Hey, that's my best friend's girl you're talking about.

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Dr. Gregory House: She's a needy version of me.

Dr. James Wilson: Hard to imagine such a mythical creature.

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Dr. James Wilson: C'est la vie, and I use the French because you're an ass.

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Amber Volakis: Why do you have to believe that I have an ulterior motive?

Dr. Gregory House: For the same reason I believe that crack whores can have sex. For crack.

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Dr. Robert Chase: You want more time? Joshua got God to make the sun stand still. No reason God can't speed it up. And, by God, I of course mean you.

Dr. Gregory House: I told you we needed you.

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Dr. James Wilson: Are you being self-sacrificing?

Dr. Gregory House: I'll sacrifice a lab rat, I'll sacrifice a fly, I'll sacrifice $200 on a mudder at Monmouth Park. I don't sacrifice self. Shabbat shalom, Wilson.

Dr. James Wilson: Shabbat shalom, House.

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Dr. Gregory House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [incredulously] Good morning.

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Dr. Gregory House: You do it both ways right?

Thirteen: What?

Dr. Gregory House: The Ultrasound: do it standing up and lying down... What else would I mean?

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Dr. Gregory House: [to Wilson] I've decided you could do a lot worse than female proxy for me.

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Dr. James Wilson: So you're going to acknowledge that people can change?

Dr. Gregory House: No.

Dr. James Wilson: You think I've changed? Or Amber's changed?

Dr. Gregory House: Nope.

Dr. James Wilson: Then YOU'VE changed!

Dr. Gregory House: If you do change, can't it be the part of you that chases me down the halls trying to change me?

Dr. James Wilson: Do you know what this means?

Dr. Gregory House: That you've made ONE good dating choice. The fabric of the space-time continum could unravel.

Dr. James Wilson: My whole world could expand. I could form a long term connection that isn't with you. And since you put the darkest possible construction on everything, you could end up losing a friend... You've thought of all this, and yet you're going along with it. Are you being self-sacrificing?

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Dr. Gregory House: [after Chase explains the patient's decision to wait 8 hours despite being advised against it by a rabbi] Nice work, Chase!

Dr. Robert Chase: [sarcastically] Yeah, I should have had twin rabbis called.

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Dr. Robert Chase: Why do you need me?

Dr. Gregory House: Because saying "Nice work, Chase," is far less effective if you're not here.

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Dr. Gregory House: In this temple, I am Dr. Yahweh

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Dr. Gregory House: How's our mental Yental?

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Dr. Gregory House: You like that!

Dr. Wilson: It's annoying, but she's good at it.

Dr. Gregory House: Wait a second. This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's kniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves

[stops abruptly]

Dr. Gregory House: Oh my God. You're sleeping with me!

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Dr. Gregory House: Stop that Jew!

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Kutner: Congratulations on your wedding. You have a degenerative incurable disease.

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Dr. Gregory House: I thought Amber scared you guys?

Kutner: She does. She also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.

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Dr. Gregory House: Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.

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Dr. Gregory House: Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.

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