Beer for My Horses (2008)

Director:

Michael Salomon

Writers:

Rodney Carrington (screenplay)
Toby Keith (screenplay)

Release Date:

8 August 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Vigilante justice... It's a real blast!

Plot:

"Beer for My Horses" tells the story of two best friends that work together as deputies in a small town. The two defy the Sheriff and head off on an outrageous road trip to save the protagonist's girlfriend from drug lord kidnappers.

Plot Keywords:

Drug Lord | Crystal Meth | Mexico | High School Sweetheart | Deputy Sheriff

Cast

Toby Keith	...	Joe Bill 'Rack' Racklin
Rodney Carrington	...	Lonnie Luther Feldman
Claire Forlani	...	Annie Streets
Ted Nugent	...	Skunk
Barry Corbin	...	Buck Baker
Greg Serano	...	Tito Garza
Tom Skerritt	...	Sheriff Wilson Landry
Gina Gershon	...	Cammie
Willie Nelson	...	Charlie
Chris Browning	...	Deputy Stippins
Myk Watford	...	Norvel
Carlos Sanz	...	Manuel Garza
Chad Brummett	...	Johnny Franks / Agent Levon Spurlock
David Allan Coe	...	Gypsy Gene
Mark Povinelli	...	Merriweather

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for some violence, sexual humor and dialogue, language, drug content and brief nudity.

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:PG-13 | Australia:M | Singapore:NC-16

Filming Locations:

Las Vegas, New Mexico, USA

Company:

B4MH Productions

Trivia:

The shoulder flashes worn by the cast are authentic emblems and worn by Jackson County, Oklahoma deputies.

Movie Connections:

Referenced in CMT Making Of: Beer for My Horses (2008) (TV)

If you're a Toby Keith fan, and liked the song ...

...'Beer for My Horses' (and/or a Nugent, Willie or David Allan Coe fan), then do yourself a favor and don't watch this movie and spoil all of what you've had going on.

It's that bad. Actually, it's much worse than that bad. The writing, directing and acting were all equally terrible. Most of the parts that were supposed to be funny were met with groans instead of laughs. Seriously. The 'best' parts of the movie (and it ought to be a crime to refer to them like that. How about closest to actually being funny parts...?) involved a pit bull farting and an up close look at him licking his male parts. No, I'm not kidding.

We went in a packed car and all agreed afterward that it was the worst movie we ever saw. No exceptions. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck deserved Oscars for Gigli compared to 'Beer for My Horses.'