Stuck in a creepy Tunnel of Love on Valentine's Day the Simpsons pass the time telling love stories. Homer recalls Bonie and Clyde,who look like him and Marge and die,loved-up,in a hail of bullet after being betrayed by unsuspecting accomplice Ned Flanders.Marge's enchanting tale is of blue-haired spaniel the Vamp,who dates rough diamond mongrel Shady and almost loses him after she gets knocked up by him,but gets him back after he has saved their puppies from the pound.Finally Bart contributes a take on Sex Pistols musician Sid Vicious,charmed away from the group by adoring Nancy,with whom death by chocolate seems a certainty.
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