Homer Simpson: For the next three hours, we'll be absolutely kid free. It'll be like that time we lost them at the mall. That was the best Christmas ever.
Homer Simpson: They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their time. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde.
Homer Simpson: [as Clyde Barrow] Nobody calls me chicken without goading me into doing something stupid!
Homer Simpson: [as Shady] I didn't know you were such a feisty, high-class bitch.
Marge Simpson: [as Vamp] I like how you used the technical term for a female dog.
Bart Simpson: [as Johnny Rotten] Tonight, we're gonna play like we've never played before: competently.
Chief Wiggum: I found that offensive, and I'm a fat, Southern sheriff.