Resident Alien (TV Series)

Secrets (2021)

Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle

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• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. My taint remains unchanged.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  Not knowing fear allowed me to make bold fashion choices.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  I know it. It's my own fault. I should have spent more time searching the lake, and less time watching 'Law & Order' marathons.

• Asta Twelvetrees : Do you ever meditate?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : [to himself]  By "meditate", do you mean sit peacefully and think of all the people I want to kill?

  [out loud] 

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Yes. I like it very much.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  One mistake. Just one mistake made out of necessity for survival. I had no choice but to kill the human known as Harry Vanderspiegle. I was just defending myself. How was I supposed to know when I threw him on top of the ice, he would disappear into the lake. I am an alien. I don't know every little detail about how Earth works. Everything will be fine. I just need to find that body before someone else does.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  Sleep. Another example of humans being weak and inefficient. Their bodies must shut down for eight hours every single day or they don't work properly. Please be six am, please be six am.

• Kate Hawthorne : If Max doesn't drop the alien thing, I'm going to kill him.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You and me both.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Well, you don't have anything to worry about. I'm not an alien. Unfortunately. I hear they're pretty cool.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  No one knows where great ideas come from. But you always remember where you were when they came.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [staring at a sleeping Jay]  I can't sleep at night. I want to learn how.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Okay, well, please stop. It's creepy.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover]  It's amazing how my people have developed the ability to mimic other lifeforms on a cellular level. Incredible, and I forgot to close the door!