- Detective Danny Messer: Why'd you run when I badged you?
- Mercury: [as if it's obvious] Street racing is illegal.
- [Danny laughs]
- Detective Jessica Angell: Thanks for the tip. Turn around.
- Detective Danny Messer: [about the murder weapon] Meat thermometer? Who stabs somebody with a meat thermometer?
- Dr. Sid Hammerback: Cannibal?
- Detective Don Flack: [Referring to the public toilet a woman drowned in]
- [to Mac]
- Detective Don Flack: Put it this way: If a dishwasher and a Port-a-Potti were to ever mix it up, this thing would be their offspring.
- Detective Don Flack: [Referring to the public toilet a woman drowned in] Put it this way: If a dishwasher and a Port-a-Potti were to ever mix it up, this thing would be their offspring.