Psych (TV Series)

The Old and the Restless (2008)

Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer

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• Shawn Spencer : [while on a stake out]  You sure you want to park this close, Dad? We're almost a quarter of a mile away.

  Henry Spencer : Shawn, we're exactly where we should be to get a read on the situation.

  Shawn Spencer : I can literally see the curvature of the Earth from here.

• Henry Spencer : My son, the super sleuth, can't even get himself access into an old folks' home.

  Shawn Spencer : No, no, no, Dad. You have no idea what we're up against, okay? I tried everything. I tried the whole "I'm a travelling doula" bit, the "dingo ate my baby" routine, "hiding Gus in a sack" trick, which never fails...

• Henry Spencer : Six a.m. Sharp.

  Shawn Spencer : No, that's too early.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : How about nine?

  Henry Spencer : Nine's a little late.

  Shawn Spencer : Come on, guys, let's be reasonable. Just split the difference, okay? Call it eleven-fifteen.

  Henry Spencer : Six it is. I'll drive.

• Henry Spencer : Alright, look. What the hell are you guys doing here?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : This is the part where you get blindsided with Plan B. It's kind of fun when it's not happening to me.

• Henry Spencer : I'll be your Talmadge McGooter.

  Shawn Spencer : McGregor.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : McGulager.

  Shawn Spencer : Exactly.

  Henry Spencer : I'll be all those guys and I'll have this case solved by lunch.

  Shawn Spencer : Considering they eat lunch here at 10:15, I'm gonna say we'll have it done by 9:45.

  Henry Spencer : You're on.

  Shawn Spencer : *You're* on!

• Buddy : Hey, Tallmy, who is this?

  Henry Spencer : Oh, that's my so... uh, grandson, Shawn, and his... Gus.