- SpongeBob SquarePants: Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! Bye, Squidward.
- Patrick: You said bye to Squidward twice.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [grins huge, dreamily] I like Squidward.
- Plankton: [to a boy fish] Now quit wasting my time!
- Mom Fish: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
- Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag! And your son smells like boogers!
- Dad Fish: Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way! What do you think this is?
- Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty, that's what it is!
- Gramma: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone outta put you in a mental hospital!
- Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Gramma!
- Gramma: [disappointed] You're probably right.
- [Patrick chases Spongebob into the Krusty Krab kitchen while picking his nose]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Run, Mr. Krabs! Patrick is digging for gold!
- Mr. Krabs: Gold?
- [eagerly runs into the kitchen, in search of the gold in question, but comes out with nothing]
- Squidward: Did you get any of Patrick's "gold"?
- Mr. Krabs: He's not digging for any gold I'm looking for.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't wash your hands, Patrick?
- Patrick: Never have, never will.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Echhhh!
- Patrick: Does that bother you, SpongeBob?
- [SpongeBob has a flashback about he and Patrick sharing food]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Frankly, yes, Patrick, it does bother me.
- Patrick: Well, I guess we can't be friends.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you saying?
- Patrick: Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you?
- [Licks his hand and writes on a brick wall]
- Patrick: U... R... huh... How do you spell "not my friend"?
- Plankton: [yells] Lady, someone should put you in a box to drift in the river!
- Elderly lady: [pauses, sadly] ... you're right.