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Memorable quotes for
"House M.D." Frozen (2008)

Dr. Gregory House: Slippery slope - today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages.

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Dr. Gregory House: Right! Just tell her to head north until she runs into a hospital.

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Dr. Gregory House: I'm a complicated man. I loathe her for many reasons.

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Dr. Cate Milton: How bad is the insomnia? Let me quantify that, do you drink two or three Scotches before passing out in front of the TV?
Dr. Gregory House: You are so far off. It's bourbon!

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Dr. Eric Foreman: [speaking of House and Milton] He's annoyed by her. Doesn't respect her as a doctor. Constantly insults her.
Dr. James Wilson: That's House's version of courtship.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Oh God! He's been wooing me for years!

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Dr. James Wilson: [Wilson's going on a lunch date] Are you going to follow me *into* my car?
Dr. Gregory House: It's got two doors.
Dr. James Wilson: Okay, look, the reason I haven't told you is...
[Wilson runs out the hospital]

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Dr. Cate Milton: Whereas you, on the other hand, have a perfect score. You are responsible, nice, human. And yet, you're House's best friend.
Dr. James Wilson: Hold there. Makes you think he's secretly nicer than he seems?
Dr. Cate Milton: Makes me think you're secretly a lot less nice than you seem.
Dr. James Wilson: You always insult your doctors?
Dr. Cate Milton: It's not an insult. Indiscriminate niceness is overrated.
Dr. James Wilson: No wonder he likes you.

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Dr. Gregory House: [trying to figure out who Wilson is dating] There's only about twelve people we both know. I can't remember five of their names... So we're down to Cuddy, your ex-wives...
Dr. James Wilson: Your momma!

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Thirteen: Uh, this is a *game*? First we have to screw with our co-worker, now we have to try to figure out what you want us to say? This is insane! I'm not playing!
Dr. Gregory House: Right! You should have said this two days ago. Do *not* play games with me! Number one: You are going to lose! You're just not ready. Number two: The game was to force you to stop playing games! I need you to stand up to me! Challenge me! I need you to stop worrying about getting fired! Now, go pay for my cable.

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Dr. Gregory House: Come on Cate, let's get this over with.
Dr. James Wilson: [Wilson hits the mute button] You used her name!
Dr. Gregory House: Just trying to move things along, Bob.

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Dr. James Wilson: [to House, after House asks Dr. Milton if she is okay] I have never heard you ask a patient that que... You've never asked me that question, and you've seen *me* fall down a flight of stairs drunk!

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Dr. Gregory House: [to all 3 of his staff] There's only one thing you can say to keep me from firing you!
Thirteen: Cameron wasn't fired.
Dr. Gregory House: Wrong!

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Seth: Drink her urine?

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Dr. Gregory House: [about a patient with a potential UTI, possibly from too much sex] Excessive Antarctic drilling. Bad for the environment, and the ladies.

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